"Fuck"Sam screeched when he realized he had thrown the turtle not the knife

The next day on the news Sam saw reports of a homeless man running around a field naked with a light saver and Sam knew who it was.

He drove to the police station running over many elderly people and frank the Asian chubby man

He pretended to be Colbys guardian and bailed him out

Colby's was drugged after he bit a police officer and gave him herpes

Sam took him into the kitchen and tied him to the kitchen table

Colby awoke to see all different sorts of spices and creams over his body

"Sam please dont you know i hate seasoning"

Sam ignored his pleads and took out his knife "im sorry Colby im not but i totally am ..not"

Suddenly a pervish looking grin spread of Colbys face

"What "snapped Sam

"Rainbows "said Colby suddenly the floor opened beneath Sam and he fell down into a basement filled with bones

Sam was trapped in a see through box

Colby's was looking in at him laughing 

HOW did u escape the ropes said sam

Magic replied Colby

"You see Sam you thought you were the only cannibal but who do you think ate our dog and your girlfriend and Elton hmm IT WAS ME" giggled Colby