Colby strolled outside happily

He heard this very irritating seeking noise coming from the trees 

He looked up a saw atlas 2 thousand squirrels looking down at him

He gasped in horror"they have come for revenge"

He pulled out a machine gun and started firing rapidly at the tiny bastards

"I ll kill ya all ye shower of bastrds" screamed colby who was somehow naked again turning on the woman squeirlls

thats whats happens when you decide to be cannibal people 

#dontbecannibals

They ran at him and bite his baby soft skin viciously

'Goodbye dear world trump you were my one true love 'whispered colby 

then he allowed himself to be eaten by squirrels 

                                                        The End