Patton: Hey Logan! Can I ride you?

Logan: *Spits out drink* Y-You want to ride me..?

Patton: Roman let me ride him last week! It was fun.

Roman, from across the room: I CARRIED HIM AROUND THE LIVING ROOM ON MY SHOULDERS LAST WEEK!

Logan: Wait, do you mean you would like to have a piggyback ride?

Patton: Oh.. So that's what it's called..