Patton doesn't like the way the others treat the dark sides.  He knows that the light sides would never come to accept them, always putting off that idea as redundant whenever Patton brought it up. But...he wanted them all to be friends so badly, besides, he saw Thomas desperately needed them all to work together. So, Patton goes over to them with cookies, in hopes of making peace, the dark sides hesitant, Mayhaps snapping at Patton or they accuse him of tricking them, him nearly leaving in tears, but Virgil calms them all down, gently cupping the man's face and pecking his forehead. Patton immediately calms down in Virgil's touch, him cooing sweet words into Patton's ears. 

"Say, why don't we make it up to him?" Virgil suggests,

Remus immediately thinks that means fücking lol, you decide what happens then 👀👀

Now they're all dating, the dark sides absolutely adoring there bubbly little boyfriend who was just too easy to fluster, and constantly spoiling the sweetheart of who always pulls a big uno reverse on them every time and tries to one up them

The other light sides, however, insult Patton for dating people like...that. Sometimes they take it farther than necessary, causing Patton to break down in his room. They find him crying, and immediately get ready to cut a bitch, literally taking Patton begging them in order for them not to kill them because no one will treat Patton like that ;(

They're very protective of their adorable little boyfriend

Im cool being whoever Because playing an adorable bean is fun, but so is flustering and spoiling an adorable bean XD