Lol okay I'm only on long enough to write this I have to do hw with a friend in a Moment but I'll be quick up talk to you guys :D

Okay so basically I have no clue how this would play out but you guys are creative so I thought I'd share the idea XD

Okay so

Catherine of Aragon: Deceit (Or Roman, depending on what you guys think this is very fluid :))) because he's a queen and you ain't ever getting rid of him ;) she gets divorced

Anne Boleyn: Remus (for obvious reasons, but if you haven't heard the musical her song is "don't lose your head" lmao good one Anne- she gets beheaded

Jane Seymour: Patton because she loves her son so so much and is sad she can't see him grow up (cause she dies at child birth) and truly does love King Henry but knows if she doesn't have a son...he wouldn't love her anymore. His love is on condition while her's is unconditional. Also that would also put her at risk of being divorced or even maybe beheaded. Also she makes a few puns in the musical so lol

Anna of Cleves: Virgil, or Deceit, again depending. It would work well for Deceit though cause the king felt "deceived" when he saw Anna in real life because she looked a lot more beautiful in her portrait and she's like bitch excuse ima put my portrait all over the castle eat a dick. In my opinion, even though she was divorced she's the true survivor

Catherine/Katherine Howard: Roman Or Remy

Okay let me explain *sobs*
I love this girl so much and I feel so horrible for her. Like when she was young her parents died, she was constantly taken advantage of men much older than her and she was like :D but you're different and you love me right? And they're like lol nah. Her first fling was with Henry Mannox, she was thirteen and he was 36 (FBI OPEN UP-). And her song...it's such a bop but it's so dark and talks about how much she was taken advantage of and all she wanted was love guys 😭😭😭😭 then there was this other guy too, then she took a break from dudes cause fuck what's going on? Then meets King Henry, and they get married and she's not all too excited but not like she has a choice. And his mates are sleazy so I don't know what they did to her but I swear (also did I mention one of the dudes took part in her execution and provided evidence to kill her those sick bastards y'all took advantage of a minor-)  and she like tries to be perfect but all anyone uses her is for her body. Then she meets him. Thomas (not Sanders lol trust me Thomas is too good to share the same name with that bastard). And she's so happy because finally a guy she's JUST FRIENDS with (and he's her cousin) and she's like he cares so much!!!! And doesn't want anything like that from me!!!! But turns into an r/niceguy real quick and well they do stuff together and Henry finds out and gets her beheaded. And this girl, who's spent all her life trying to be perfect for others, spends her final night practicing how to perfecting place her head down for when they chop it off

Also did I mention she really loved animals? And she was a very giggly and humorous girl? I LOVE HER WHY DID THEY DO HER LIKE THIS I-

And finally, Catherine Parr is: Logan because she always had a few choice words to say to Henry but never did and she wanted to get better education for women and like When the sides don't let Logan speak, she's the only one who gets her song over taken. She's the one who survived.