ALPHYS: (sowwy Alphy-)
I've got genetic matches. Hold on.

It's too risky.

Shut up and turn it up.

ERROR:
On your left! CLASSIC: On your right!

ERROR:
I got five o'clock! Three o'clock! Two o'clock!

Every direction! [BOTH GRUNT]

Get to a shelter. I'll be right there.

[SPEAKS WINGDINGS]

I tried the lab, but I can't get through.

[GRUNTS]

CLASSIC:
Guys, are you seeing this?
~~~

[HORNS HONKING]

Looks like our dimensions are coming to us.

Does look cool though, right?

We gotta get back up there.

[ALL EXCLAIM]

Is that all you got?

You gonna fight or you just bumping gums?

You hard-boiled turtle slapper!

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GROWLS]

[♪♪♪]

[SPEAKS WINGDINGS, CHUCKLES]

What are you, some kind of silly 90's skeleton?

You got a problem with the 90's?

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Blammo!

[GRUNTS]

Aww...

I'm a 90's funking nightmare, dig?

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH GRUNT]

[GRUNTS]

Red!

I like your jacket.

Thanks. I made it myself.

That was adorable, team! Now, hold on tight!

[GRUNTS]

Buckle up, guys. This is gonna take a while.

[CACKLES]

[HORN HONKS]

All right. Never mind.

Let's end this thing.

Guys, I got it.

I'll go. I'm the one with the goo...

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands.

[♪♪♪]

Classic! Be careful!

[HORN HONKS] [ANNOYING DOG BARKING]

[SIGHS]

That was crazy.

We taught him that, right?

I didn't teach him that. And you definitely didn't.

[♪♪♪]

[ANNOYING DOG BARKING] [CRYING]

[BEEPING]

You okay?

Come on.

[BEEPING]

Guys, I got control of the beam! Get up here!

[♪♪♪]

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Alert! Quantum polarity has been reversed.

[ROARS]

[PANTING]

Guess this is it.

Well, nice to know we're not alone.

Right? Yeah.

[SIGHS] I got the portal open. You first, Dust.

Thank you, Classic.

From both of us.

I, uh, love you all.

I'm taking this cube thing with me.

I don't understand it.

But I will.

I want you to have this.

It'll fit in your pocket.

That's all, folks.

ERROR:
Is he allowed to say that, legally?

Do I get to like the tooth now?

[CHUCKLES]

You know I'm older than you.

15 months, but it's pretty significant if you ask me.

Well, Dr. Gaster said time was relative, right?

[CHUCKLES]

Nice.

Friends?

Friends.

Cool.

See you around, Judge.

[♪♪♪]

[SIGHS]

Your turn.

Yeah, yeah. Right.

[ASGORE SHOUTS]

You're not going anywhere!

I'll hold him off. You shut this down.

Error, that wasn't the deal!

Push the green button! Do not wait for me!

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

What are you doing? You gotta go home!

This guy could kill you! I can't let the Judge die.

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