GENO:
All right, let's do this one last time.

My name is Geno.

I was slashed by a genocidal toddler.

And for 10 years... [STATIC]

I've been stuck in the Save Screen.

I'm pretty sure you know the rest.

With great power comes great responsibility.

I watched a bunch of people, fell in love, watched my old world Undertale.

And then I watched Classic try to stop Frisk again.

And again and again and again. [GROANING]

And I did, uh...

I did this.

♪ Get on up Get yourself together ♪

♪ Drive that funky soul ♪ We don't really talk about this.

Look, I'm a video game. I'm a fan girl's hubby.

Did a Christmas album.

I have an excellent theme song.

♪ Meglovania Intensifies ♪ And a so-so popsicle.

I mean, I've looked worse.

But after everything... [GRUNTS]

I still hate being me.

I mean, who wouldn't?

So no matter how many hits Classic takes...

[GRUNTS]

...he always finds a way to come back.

Because the only thing standing between Undertale and oblivion is him.

There's only one Original.

And I'm lookin' at him.

[♪♪♪]

CLASSIC:
♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

[CLEARS THROAT]

♪ Needless to say... ♪

[FLUBBING LYRICS]

♪ Nevertheless Callin' it quits ♪

♪ Now, baby, I'm a wreck ♪ PAPYRUS: SANS!

[CONTINUES FLUBBING LYRICS] SANS, GASTER, TIME FOR WORK!

SANS!

GASTER:
Sans!

Sans! Yeah! Yeah?

GASTER:
Are you finished packing for work?

Yeah.

Just ironing my last shirt.

[PAPYRUS  SPEAKING LOUDLY]

♪ You're a sunflower... ♪ [GRUNTS]

GASTER:
Come on! You a grown man now.

Let's show these scientists that. PAPYRUS: SANS!

Where's my laptop? [PAPYRUS SPEAKS LOUDLY]

If you want me to drive you, we gotta go now.

No, Dad, I'll walk.

Personal chauffeur going once. It's okay.

[SPEAKS LOUDLY]

[IN ENGLISH] SANS! GOT TO GO. In a minute!

PAPYRUS:
GOT TO GO. In a minute!

[CRUSHING HUG] Papyrus, I gotta go.

IN A MINUTE.

[HUGS] [GROANS]

[SPEAKS LOUDLY]

[IN ENGLISH] See you Friday.

[SPEAKS LOUDLY]

Look who's back. Yo, what's going on, bro?

Hey, I'm just walking by. How you doin'?

[SPEAKS QUIETLY]

Yo, Sans! You feel that earthquake last night?

[IN ENGLISH] What you talkin' about? I slept like a baby last night.

How's that new job? So easy.

We miss you, Sans. You miss me? I still live here!

Wait, you miss me?

[SKELETON SINGING LOUDLY]

Contra!

[SIREN CHIRPS]

Oh, come on.

Seriously, Dad. walking would've been fine.

You can walk plenty on Saturday when you peel those stickers off.

You saw that? I don't know if that was me.

And the two from yesterday on Clinton.

Yeah, those were me.

Look at that. Another new pastry shop.

You see that? Totally. Yeah.

What's that one called? Muffets.

[LAUGHING] "Muffets"? Come on.

And everyone is just linin' up. You see that?

I see it.

Is that a coffee shop or a disco?

Dad, you're old, man.

METTATON [OVER TV]: There are multiple reports of another mysterious seismic event last night.

Sources close to The Judge say he's looking into the problem.

[SIGHS] The Judge. I mean, this guy pops in once a day, zip-zap-zop with his strange glitches and answers to no one. Right?

Yeah, Dad. Yeah.

Meanwhile, my guys are out there, lives on the line, no masks. Uh-huh.

We show our faces. Speed up. I know these kids.

GASTER:
With great ability comes great accountability.

That's not even how the saying goes.

I do like his theme, though. I'll give him that.

Oh, my gosh. Don't cops run red lights?

Oh, yeah, some do. But not your dad.

[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

♪ My memories keep begging ♪

♪ For someone else ♪

♪ I know this feeling, yes I know it very well ♪ Why can't I go back to Sentry work?

You've given it two weeks.