GASTER:
Get up! Come on!

[GRUNTING IN PAIN]

Come on. Come on. Come on.

[WINCING]

[♪♪♪]

I'll always have my family.

You ever hear of the shoulder touch?

What?

[DEEPLY] Hey.

[BLASTER CRACKLING]

[ASGORE GRUNTS]

Hey, Asgore! Push the green button for me!

[YELLING]

[♪♪♪]

[CROWD CHATTERING IN DISTANCE]

[PANTING]

[GASTER COUGHING]

[SIRENS WAILING]

[CROWD CHATTERING]

[SIREN WAILS]

[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]

Classic? Classic? Are you okay?
~~~

CLASSIC:
Yeah, I'm okay.

You're probably busy...

No! I can talk, I can talk.

Look, so I came by earlier because...

Your aunt... I know, Dad.

I am so sorry.

Yeah.

Do you know who did it?

I thought I did.

But I was wrong.

Look, Classic, what I said at the door, it wasn't just talk.

Look, you know, I was thinking maybe we could find a nice wall, privately owned, like at the police station, and you could "throw up" some of your art.

[WHISPERS] Man, I'm bad at this.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, Classic. Classic? You there?

Oh, come on, man. M-Mobile!

Officer. Judge!

Listen, down there, that was...

I mean, I owe you...

Okay!

[♪♪♪]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[IN COMMON ACCENT] I look forward to workin' with you.

[CHUCKLING] Yeah, me, too. I guess.

I don't approve of your methods, but we're just gonna have to agree to disagree.

Thank you for your bravery tonight.

I love you. [CHUCKLES]

Wait, what?

And look behind you!

[♪♪♪]

[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

All right. Cool. Yeah.

Thanks, Judge.

Judge, a su servicio. Thank you.

Hey, man. What's up, little man?

New Judge.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm the new Judge.

Check it out.

Whoa!

That was part of the move.

CLASSIC:
Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah?

For real this time. This is it.

My name is Classic Gaster.

I awakened my power as a Judge.

And for like two days, I've been the one and only Judge.

I think you know the rest.

I finished my essay.

Saved a bunch of people.

Got hit by a drone. [GRUNTS]

I did this with my dad.

Met my roommate. Finally.

Slapped a sticker where my dad's never gonna find it.

And when I feel alone, like no one understands what I'm going through, I remember my friends who get it.

[♪♪♪]

I never thought I'd be able to do any of this stuff.

But I can.

Anyone can be the Judge.

You could be the Judge.

If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now.

'Cause I'm the Judge.

And I'm not the only one. [MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES]

Not by a long shot.

♪ Needless to say I keep her in check ♪

♪ She was all bad-bad Nevertheless ♪

♪ Callin' it quits now Baby, I'm a wreck... ♪ RED: Classic. Classic!

You got a minute?

Welp, there we go. Parody of Spider-Verse complete. It all started when I found the cover photo on the internet and now here we are, 31 chapters worth of Spider-Verse as Undertale AUs and characters. Will I Parody the second movie when it comes out? Maybe. Anyway, have a good morning/afternoon/night!

-Kyran