"'give me coffee or give me death?' i'll take the death, thanks."

INTRODUCING !

violet brinson as
| coffee |
EVANGELINE C. FELL !

she/her | nephalem

lorenzo zurzolo as
| death |
THEODORE A. NOTT !

he/him | wizard

yasmin fletcher as
| coffee |
PANSY PARKINSON !

she/her | witch

tom felton as
| death |
DRACO MALFOY !

he/him | wizard

louis cordice as
| coffee |
BLAISE ZABINI !

they/them | gemini | wizard

michael sheen & david tennant as
| six creams |
THE INEFFABLE HUSBANDS !

he/they | null | angel & demon

AESTHETICS !

eve

eve & theo

the them to 2.0

the ineffable husbands

⚠️TW⚠️

THIS STORY WILL DISCUSS:

BULLYING
MEDICAL SCENES
SEX
RELIGION

IF YOU ARE AVERSED TO ANY OF THESE PLEASE DO NOT READ!

IN THIS HOUSE WE DO NOT SUPPORT JKR OR HER VIEWS
I AM TRANS, GAY, AND AUTISTIC. SHE WOULD HATE ME. AND THIS FIC.

TRANS WOMEN

ARE

WOMEN

period.