THEO NOTT

"Wait, isn't the virgin always
the one who survives this shit."

PANSY PARKINSON

"I guess your lack of women is finally
coming in handy for you, Nott."

ELIZA PARKINSON

"Who the fuck is watching these
damn Muggle horror movies?"

DRACO MALFOY

"We need to change the common room
password, Pureblood is too easy to guess."

BLAISE ZABINI

"Voldemort finally dies and now
we have to deal with this shit. Great."