Uh.. hi there. This is a necessary PSA that you should, like, totally share with everyone.

I am your typical roll of toilet paper. And I'm telling you right now to stop f*cking buying me in bulk.

It doesn't make any sense. You don't buy masks, you don't buy disinfectant spray, you don't buy gloves so you don't touch yourself.. You buy ME; you buy lots of me for yourself when you should be getting what's necessary.

Like canned food, for instance. Buy that. You need the necessities, not to kill the people who actually need toilet paper.

So I'm telling you right now. Stop it. Get some help. And buy more responsibly.

Because at a time like this, you humans need to stick together more than ever. Please. Don't buy me unless you need me.

Or I'll f*cking ruin your life.
[Tp has a knife! Cut to outro!]

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