So I mean... 100 chapters? Yey? I um... thanks? I don't know. I wanted to do something special but I didn't realise this soon enough to... I'm sorry? This is multiple ships, a like 7 minutes in heaven thingy? I just like the idea!
Warnings: Smut? Kinky? So kind of special? Is that something special? And cursing.
Ages: 18.
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Kyle's POV.

"Seven minute in heaven. Anyone up for it?" Kenny asks after we've sat around for a long long while.

"Sure? Everyone write your name," Token says, with a shrug, taking his hat off

12 names go into the hat.

"Who first?" Token asks.

Bebe rises her hand.

"Okay," Token says, giving her the hat.

"Nichole. C'mon girl," Bebe says.

Both of them go into the closet and Clyde starts the timer.

"What are we gonna do?" Stan asks.

"There is a bathroom and the sauna?" I suggest.

Why this fancy ass house is the place for the meeting? I don't know.

"Oh yeah, true. Who else?" Token asks.

"I can go," Wendy says.

She picks a name.

"Welp, into the Sauna Stendy goes," Kenny says.

Stan bursts out laughing.

"I've got some luck, getting my girlfriend," he says.

Both of them leave.

"I'll take it," Butters says.

He just gets it out.

"Red," he says.

"Bathroom you go," I say.

"Too straight for my taste," Clyde says as the two leave.

Even since he came out, he's been calling things too straight.

"Let's just sit around and wait, first timer isn't far away," Kenny says.

So we sit and wait until it goes off. When we open the closet, both of the girls are trying to get their hair in order.

"Oh shit, I'm loving this. Names back in," Kenny says.

They drop Nichole's name back in.

"Who next?" I ask.

Clyde takes a name, Craig.

"Oh I'm Stan lucky today," Clyde says.

I roll my eyes and push them into the closet. The next timer runs out and I get up to get Wendy and Stan.

"HEY! TIME IS OVER!" I yell.

Both of them come out in seconds, Stan despaired to get his hair in order. Leo and Red come out as well.

"Your shirt is backwards," I point out.

"Fuck. It was too dark to see," Red says.

She just casually turns it around in front of us.

"Thanks Ky," she says.

We all get back.

"What happened to you?" Bebe asks, pointing at Wendy. She doesn't even look as bad as Stan.

"I mean, same as you," Wendy says.

They both laugh. Stan just sits down.

"Names back in," Token says.

Both Wendy's and Red's names get dropped back in.

"Next would be... Tweek," Token says.

Tweek picks it up, looks at it for a long while, turns it around and laughs.

"Let's go," he says.

EVERYONE looks at me.

"Wait is it me?" I ask.

"Well no shit," Tweek says.

I sigh and smile at them.

"See y'all in seven minutes," I say.

"Bathroom?" Kenny asks.

"Yup," I say.

Tweek and I go to the bathroom.

"So do we have to kiss? I *gah* don't know how this works," he says.

I shrug.

"Don't know either," I say.

I just give him a kiss.

"I mean that's kinda-?" I ask.

"Welp. We're *gah* the first ones that won't be messes," Tweek says.

"I have nothing against that happening, you're a cute guy," I say.

He shrug.

"I mean I *gah* did like you, ages ago, I was 15," he says.

"Oh shit. I liked you when I was like 14," I say.

"What *gah* made you not like me then?" He asks.

"I got feelings for someone else. I think I might still like you but it got a bit confusing," I say.

We kiss again, this time it isn't as awkward. He, being shorter, is the easier to push to the wall. It just goes from there and I, at one point, find myself sucking his dick. We get off each other and after maybe 5 seconds...

"Hey, asshats, time to come the fuck out," Stan says.

We both come out. Stan looks super surprised.

"I didn't know you liked each other," he says.

"We don't really. A little," I say.

We go back into the room and my name is dropped into the hat. Kenny goes next (after he comes with Token) and pulls out my name.

"Since Craig and Wendy are in there, we are probably going to go to the sauna," Kenny says.

He drags me away. I laugh as we get in.

"Sorry I've not gotten enough time in between to finish twice," I say.

"Oh damn, you and Tweek actually-?" He asks.

I nod. He laughs and kisses me.

"Doesn't mean I can't do anything at all," he says, winking.

"Do whatever you want," I say.

He laughs and pushes me against the wall... which is funny, considering Tweek is taller than him and I was the one that pushed Tweek so by all logic I should have pushed him.

"I always thought you were cute," he says.

He goes down from the neck, I can't help moaning every now and again, feeling the pleasure shooting throughout.

"Daddy yes," I moan.

"So you're into that, Kitten?" He asks.

"May be," i say.

He laughs. Since we don't have much time, I turn us around and start going at him until I get to the pants.

"Oh fuck," he lets out.

It's so much lower than normally, almost ear candy really.

"I'll just-," I start.

I take it into my mouth, at least most of it, immediately locking my teeth behind my lips and continuing until he is done.

"Time up!" Wendy screeches.

Most of us leave the sauna. After we come back, my name gets into the hat again.

"If one more fucker draws me-," I warn.

Stan laughs and tries.

"Welp. Whatcha gonna do?" He asks.

"This is rigged, this is the third time in a row," I say.

"Eh fuck it," Stan says.

He gets up.

"Okay fine. Bathroom again?" I ask.

I leave, before we do, Kenny gets Wendy and they go fuck off into the sauna yet again.

"So hey," Stan says.

He sits on the sink, clearly no intention to do the same that has happened two times now.

"Okay thank God. If I had to suck one more dick today, I would have died," I say.

"Did they both-?" He asks.

"Yeah, dude, sure did," I say.

"Well the blondes have a type. Bebe likes you after all, Butters I'm pretty sure does too, Gary thinks you are good looking and the other two you have sucked the dicks of," Stan says.

"True! They do have a type!" I say.

"Oh please. Now I'm imaging you having a huge orgy with all four of them," Stan says.

"You'd probably join," i say.

"I don't know, maybe. My bi ass probably wouldn't be able to resist it," he says.

"Are we imaging having an orgy with the two of us in it? Dude, this is so gay," I say.

"Nah, I'm bi, man," he says.

"I'm fairly certain I won't be able to go for anything else but queer anytime soon," I say.

He laughs.

"You were my first dude crush," I say.

He laughs.

"Oh of course you'd like the damn asshole," he says.

I laugh and kiss him, smiling. He kisses me back.

"I'm still with Wendy though, so," he says.

"Y'all are open, she isn't getting mad we kissed. Doesn't mean I want a relationship, I'll take the one I'm in," I say.

He nods.