199th chapter! HOLY JESUS CHRIST! Also get the kids, Jesus, Karen's being a bitch!
Warnings: Definitely corny jokes.
Ages: 30? Can you be finished at 30?!?
Note: AUing Kyle as a doctor. And these jokes as definitely not mine most of the time. And yet another thing, my mum was a doctor AND an alcoholic as well as someone who didn't have time for me so that's why my worry about ever getting together with a doctor is shining through.
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Kenny's POV.

"Hey, Kyle."

Kyle, for once, isn't working in his little free time. I'm going to annoy the shit out of him.

"Yeah?"

"A doctor says: 'Good morning, mrs Smith. We've just gotten the results for your pregnancy test. There are good news for you'."

"Why didn't mrs. Smith do a test at home?"

I roll my eyes.

"Smith answers: 'Doctor, I'm a miss.'"

"Ooooooh, Just had one a few days back."

I sigh.

"Let me finish my damn jokes!"

Kyle rolls his eyes.

"Okay, I'll let you finish the next one."

I sigh.

"There was this beautiful nurse named Virginia."

Kyle nods, he hasn't heard this.

"She was  called Virgin..... not for long though."

Kyle chuckles a little, pretending to be disgusted.

"Okay, you'll like the next one."

"I know what book these are from. I'm just surprised you have a copy of a book from 1985."

"Shut and listen."

Kyle nods.

"At an anatomy lecture, the lecturer asked as to where in the female genitalia they had stopped."

Kyle nods.

"'At the vagina, sir.'"

"Oh no. Don't tell me."

"'That's right, ma'am. Today, we're going into it.'"

Kyle chuckles again, looking ashamed of himself for doing so.

"What's sex?"

"You know what it—."

"It's the most fun times you can have without laughing."

Kyle takes two seconds.

"That book has some WEIRD shit."

I nod, trying to remember an another one.

"Father says to his son whose going out on a date; 'Son, if you are not in bed by 11 o'clock, COME HOME.'"

"How is that a doctor joke?"

"Don't know but I want to be in bed by eleven for sure."

"I have a night shift."

"I mean, doesn't have to be you."

Kyle just rolls his eyes.

"There was a tired GP who kissed his car and got on his girlfriend."

Kyle nods.

"Only the other day, he waved goodbye to the surgery door and slammed his receptionist."

Kyle just sighs.

"Too real. I have woken up from a very detailed dream of this one woman who just keeps coming! Like, stop, there is a fucking reason the shop tests say you're not pregnant!"

I laugh.

"I mean if she keeps coming, her husband might be the problem."

He laughs.

"Is that from the book?"

"No actually."

"Aw. Dirty jokes are just in your nature."

I nod and he gets up.

"What?"

"Gotta get some pills. I have an hour till I have to go again."

"Night shift must suck."

"No, not that much. But every time the day shift comes, I might just see God."

I laugh.

"No, it's probably the greatest feeling, like, I'm not here anymore.... fuck you, I'm leaving now."

I nod and snap my fingers a little.

"Well I have writing to do."

"Or you could sleep."

"I slept during the day today."

"Why were you that stupid?"

"Because you did as well."

"Well I have to—."

"You may not realise how bipolar inspiration is. Sometimes there is none and sometimes I'm up seven hours to write something through. I finish books in either two years or two weeks."

"Seems...... logical, I guess. You wouldn't have that much inspiration other times."

I nod.

"So...... when are you off next time?"

"If I'm lucky, I won't work on...... Sunday?"

"Sunday? That soon?"

"Yeah, took me a moment to understand that too. Holy shit I can sleep properly! Finally!"

I laugh at how happy Kyle actually is about sleep.

"We can do something else too y'know."

He rolls his eyes.

"Sure."

I nod. There is a while of silence.

"Ky..... you've said you wanted kids."

"Ken, I would assume you know that we don't mix that way."

"I meant adoption. I can't find a better moment than soon enough. We're not struggling with money or anything, I work from home so I could take care of the child in question, you know when the kid has health problems that need hospital attention..... we are getting married soon. I just..... we'll be too old soon enough, those lines are long with the paperwork and all that."

Kyle nods.

"We can talk about that when I get off my shift, okay? Trust me. I don't doubt that we wouldn't be able to do it, especially you with you having taken care of Karen with Kevin..... And i know this might be a good moment but I'm running in and out of work CONSTANTLY... so I'm just scared I wouldn't be there for that child."

"You would be when you'd have the time! I'm sure you could make time for them."

Kyle nods.

"I guess so. I'll just say, I have nothing against it. I think that it would be more on you though, as I'm running in and out like a fucking hurricane and I don't know if I can ever be there enough to be loving. I'm kinda scared I'll end up the parent that always just tell the kid off, kinda like my dad, because I don't have time for anything else."

I roll my eyes.

"You're not like pussy Gerald, don't even pretend to be like him."

Kyle sighs.

"Don't know, I'm not a parent.... maybe I'll be like that then."

"Don't try it, Ky, I'm sure you'd do really great and wouldn't end up anything bad."

He nods and looks at the clock.

"Shit, I'm about to be in a hurry! So um, thanks!"

I nod and take his cup as well as mine.

"No really, thank you! We'll talk more later, I promise."

I laugh and just kiss him.

"Go on."