Drinking game~Mess of ships (South Park).

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I like games, shut up.
Warnings: Sexual, cursing and drinking.
Ages: 21.
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Stan's POV.

"Anyone up for a drinking game?" Kyle asks.

He throws beer on the floor.

"Why the fuck do you have all that?" Kenny asks.

"Look, those were Randy's but he gave them to my dad but my dad only drinks wine so we need these out," Kyle says.

He sits on the floor.

"Do you want to get an app?" Clyde asks.

I sigh and download one again.

"Okay. We need to do the other version some day," Craig says.

Kyle nods.

"Okay, circle," I say.

Leo sits next to me and then we're ready. He takes one of the cans ready.

"Reenact the fake nightmare scene from How Harry met Sally," I say.

Leo takes the drink immediately.

"Nope!" He says.

I pass the phone.

"Get ready with the alcohol," Leo says.

Kyle laughs and keeps it on the floor.

"Don't worry about-," he says.

"No, i should worry," Leo says.

Kenny goes over to look over his shoulder.

"Want me to say it? You've backed out on less," Kenny says.

Leo nods.

"I am questioning this wording but 'seductive a person of the same sex'," Kenny says.

Kyle let's out a bright laugh.

"Come on, can't you just give it for me from yesterday," Kyle says.

Kenny shakes his head.

"I wanna see how uncomfortable you can get when it's not just two people," Kenny says.

Kyle looks at the beer before taking a deep breath.

"I will murder the person who lets what I'm about to say outside of this room," Kyle says.

We all agree and Kyle sighs.

""Fuck me in the ass, and no, that isn't the line," Kyle says.

My immediate thought to shield my ears doesn't happen quickly enough (because I kinda don't want to). He just looks around before sighing.

"Does it have to be words?" He asks.

"You're good with words," Leo says.

He rolls his eyes.

"My mind is singing 'my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard' and I'm so happy," Wendy says.

We all look between Craig and her.

"What? I do catch shit from my boyfriend," Wendy says.

Kyle mutters something that leaves Leo backing the fuck away.

"Say it," Kenny says.

"I'ma just pretend i'm alone with someone," Kyle says.

He looks at Token before finally saying it,

"Choke me daddy I've been a bad boy. Please punish me."

The whole rooms starts either laughing or coughing loudly.

"I'd be damned if I wasn't it," Kenny says.

"I'd be fine with that too," Token says.

Kyle looks a Bebe, who just shrugs.

"Recreate the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you during sex," Kyle says.

Bebe gets her phone, starts playing a song and pretends to be annoyed and pick it up.

"Mom, I'm kinda in the middle of something," she says.

She takes a deep deep breath.

"Are you fucking?! Has my daughter finally become a woman?! Just remember what sex positions we taught you," Bebe says.

"No way," Wendy lets out.

"Yes way!" Bebe says.

"Was it your partners or-?" Clyde asks.

"The one that talked, her mom," Bebe says.

Nichole sighs, taking a beer ready.

"Send you partner a naked picture," Bebe says.

Nichole shrugs and leaves out the room. Soon enough, Token and Kyle get messages.

"I fucking did it," Nichole says.

She turns to Token.

"Teach us your best sex technique," Nichole says.

"I don't really know. Be nice?" Token asks.

He looks at Tweek.

"Get someone to kiss you wherever they want to," Token says, shrugging.

"*Gah* Craig?" Tweek asks.

Craig just turns and kisses his forehand. They are all too wholesome.

"So yeah, you *gah* have to French kiss your partner," Tweek says.

Craig and Clyde kiss. Nobody is drinking here.

"Okay," Craig says.

"I ain't drinking," Kenny says.

"Demostrare how to blow a banana," Craig says.

Kenny rolls his eyes, comes back with a banana and starts to well... give a blowjob to the banana.

"Red," he says.

Red takes the beer into her hand.

"Passionately kiss the person to your left, that's Stan," Kenny says.

"Thank God!" Red yells.

We kiss.

"Kiss everyone of the opposite gender in the room," Red says.

"If Anyone is nonbinary, tell me now," I say.

Nobody says anything other than Tweek. So I kiss the girls plus them.

"Leo," I say.

"Nope, That is too fucked up for us," I say, quickly skipping one.

"What was it?" Kyle asks.

"Something you would like to see. Snog the person to your left, Leo," I say.

Kyle and Leo jump to it.

"Give us your best porn star moan," Leo says.

Kyle laughs.

"Like, the least passionate thing ever," Kyle says.

He does it. Even if it's clearly acting, still makes some people straighten up.

"Bebe, we are both recreating noises. You need to recreate yours though," Kyle says.

Bebe takes a beer.

"We are not doing that one," she says.

"Have a threesome," Bebe says.

Nichole laughs.

"My relationship is a threesome. Token, Kyle and I," Nichole says.

"I wanted to make a joke but realised it was racist," Kenny says.

"Okay Token. Kiss someone of your gender you aren't currently with," Nichole says.

This ends up Token and Tweek kissing.

"Tweek. Everything you say has to be a flirt till the new turn," Token says.

Tweek gets it down really quickly, drinking the beer.

"Haven't *gah* drank in a *gah* while," Tweek says.

He looks at Craig.

"Kiss me," he says.

"Like is that the-?" Craig asks.

"Of *gah* course it is, Craig," Tweek says.

They both kiss and Craig looks back to Clyde.

"Why didn't Jimmy come?" Kyle asks suddenly.

"He'll come next time, doesn't like drinking," Token says.

"Sober little bastard," Kyle mutters.

"Kiss a girl," Craig says.

Clyde gets up and kisses Bebe, getting back

"Lucky strike! Red, choose two people to kiss each other," Clyde says.

"Kyle and Stan?" Red asks.

I roll my eyes and kiss him. Next thing I have to do is kiss the person next to me so Leo.

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