This is the one where they make Stan short, right? THIS IS! OH MY FUCKING GOD FINALLY—. Also this is just straight up about memes though. Shut up, meme lives matter.
Warnings: Cursing and kinda sexual content... somewhere.
Ages: 16.
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Stan's POV.

"I swear to god, I will never be a house wife," Wendy says, walking into my room.

"What?" I ask.

"We had the bake sale remember?" Wendy asks.

I nod.

"I just realised that I fucking gave one of those people something with raw egg in it. Oh die of salmonella see if I care," Wendy says.

I laugh. Kyle walks in next, sighing.

"What did you do?" I ask.

"W-Why did you assume that I did-?" He asks.

"It's across your face. What happened?" I ask.

"So I made the worst joke ever," he says.

"Couldn't have been that bad," Wendy says with a sigh.

"Yes it could! I straight up walked up to someone who doesn't know Hamilton and—," Kyle says.

"Oh shit this is going to—," Wendy says.

"Long story short, I got a real life smack in the face for a non-serious pickup line," Kyle says.

"What was the pickup line then?" I ask.

"Excuse me miss I know it's not funny—," Kyle starts.

"Oh Lord," Wendy sighs.

"Still doesn't beat the time I ran into a wall because I was keeping eye contact with this seriously attractive guy and he smiled at me and I was like 'do I go, do I not go?' This is what I get for being pansexual, cute girls leave me speechless, cute guys make me walk into walls and cute non-binary people make me stutter to hell and back," Kyle says.

"Why is that? I mean, you're a good looking guy. If you came up to me, I would go 'fuck yes. Wendy, do we have space for poly relationship'," I say.

Wendy nods.

"Me too if I'm being honest," Wendy says.

I'm already having bisexual distress when I'm in the middle of these two. Like, WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE HOT? And then there is my short ass like 'hey, you have to lean down to kiss me if you're even slightly taller than the average girl'.

"What pick up lines can you make out of Hamilton?" Wendy suddenly lets out.

"I think your pants look hot," Kyle says.

"I'm bisexual and I'm really fucking confused. That does not mean my sexuality is confusion, I just don't know what the fuck is happening," I say.

"We just thought what good pick up lines you can make out of Dear Evan Hansen and then suddenly switched to Hamilton," Wendy says.

"You switched to Hamilton!" Kyle says.

"I mean if you want one, look into your eyes and the sky's the limit," I say.

"That's really good!" Kyle laughs.

"In that case, there is nothing that your mind can't do," Wendy says.

"This one's mine," Kyle says, snapping his finger as he does so. It's a habit of his when he's been thinking for long, his long fingers snap.... why did I need to add long? Because I can.

"So listen to my declaration," I say.

"Most of these don't work out of context, especially that one," Kyle says.

"I'm chasing what I want," Wendy says.

"Oh Goddamnit why are you so good?" I ask.

"Love doesn't discriminate," Kyle lets out, snapping his fingers again.

"May you always be satisfied," I say, coughing slightly. They probably won't realise the dirty j-.

"That's beautiful!" Kyle says.

"That one, Love," Wendy says.

"I don't think that is the best you've done," I say.

"Can I buy you a drink?" Kyle says, jumping up at the fact nobody said it.

"Oh that one is fucking obvious," Wendy says.

"Sit down, have a drink with me," I say.

"Cheat," Kyle says.

"Honestly, you did it first," I say.

"Nobody needs to know," Wendy says.

"I like you a lot," Kyle says.

"You're going the easy route!" I say.

I look up.

"If it takes fighting a war for us to meet it will have been worth it," I say.

"Oh shut the fuck up," Wendy says.

I smirk. She mouths 'fine'

"God, you're a fox," she says.

"Reliable with the ladies," Kyle says.

"Oh fuck, I'm out, I haven't listened to it in months," I say.

"Look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now," Wendy says.

"Meet me inside," Kyle says.

"I've been looking for you," Wendy says.

"Looking for me," Kyle says, winking slightly.

"Okay okay, that is fucking perfect. Quit it," I say.

They both look at me with smiles.

"That was actually really fun!" Kyle says.

"Yeah, it sure was!" Wendy says.

"But seriously, Kenny would beat our asses at this game," I say.

"Exactly why he isn't here," Kyle says.

I laugh.

"So... Kyle," I say.

"Yeah?" He asks.

"Wendy and I have been thinking about something," I say.

He nods, looking a bit more serious than before.

"It's nothing bad, we aren't breaking up. It's just, we are kind thinking about maybe turning this whole thing into a poly relationship because—," I say.

"I mean the more the merrier. What do you need?" Kyle asks.

"You interested?" Wendy asks.

Kyle's eyes widen.

"Wait seriously?" He asks.

"I mean it's just—considering you've mentioned many times that if we were single, you would. I'm sorry if we misinterpreted the situation here," I say.

He blinks a few times.

"No, you didn't. I'm just really surprised Stan the oblivious caught the hint," Kyle says.

"I didn't, Wendy did," I say.

"Oh you're still hopeless in relationships and about feelings then?" Kyle asks.

"I'm not exactly oblivious—," I say.

"I had a crush on you for 12 years and you never noticed," Kyle says, coughing.

"Didn't you like Kenny?" I ask.

"I'm more than a 'one person' kind of person, I actually prefer having a few people all the time," Kyle says.

He smiles.

"So yeah, I'm in."