A reminder to you if you're vegetarian like me, NEVER EVER force yourself to eat meat all of a sudden, you WILL get incredibly sick and will be barely be able to eat for the rest of the day and will be holding onto yourself so you don't puke it out. #SpeakingFromExperience #HappeningRightNow.
Warnings: Cursing, Sexual content and nothing else really... I don't think. But you know, I'm the king of triggering content so take that as it is. Something might trigger you.
Ages: 20 all.
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Clyde's POV.

"So the first round is tomorrow?" Token asks.

I laugh at him.

"Get ready to have nobody to talk to tomorrow," I say.

"Don't worry about me needing company. I have Wendy and Kyle," Token says.

I nod before leaving out, he catches the door with his hand, letting out a laugh.

"Trying to kill me with the door or something?" he asks.

"Did it work?" I ask.

He laughs, pretending to die. I laugh as well.

"Death is not that funny you know," Wendy says.

She looks at both of us.

"Oh shit, I'm so sorry," Token says.

"It's fine. I should take a page from Kyle's book and start moving on," Wendy says.

She walks up to Bebe and kisses her on the cheek.

"Hey," Kenny says, waving at us.

"Hi Ken," I say.

He laughs.

"No! Shit! It was a mental typo!" Kyle says, loudly.

Stan comes to us.

"Guess what Ky said?" He asks.

"Mental typo. I meant to say quirky," Kyle says.

"'You seem like a quickie person', said by Kyle while recovering from a hangover," Stan says.

"QUIRKY!" Kyle says.

He is hiding his face in shame.

"No I like quickie a lot more," Kenny says.

"Why yes Kyle, I am a quickie person," Stan says.

Kyle looks like he's about to either cry or burst out laughing. It ends up a weird mix of the two.

"Come on, it's not that bad," Stan says.

"It's just a quickie!" Kenny says.

Stan and Kenny high five.

"Fuck you! Both of you!" Kyle says.

"Both of us? That's gonna be difficult," Kenny says.

"Come on, let go of Kyle's mistake," Wendy says.

Kyle shakes his head.

"They don't have to," Kyle says.

"Please don't. Kyle never lets go of anyone's grammar errors," Token says.

"It's you're, not your," Kyle says.

"Ways to know someone had a good life, they know the difference between two words nobody gives a shit about," Bebe says.

"Or they're just not a fucking stupid person," Kyle says.

"You wound me, Broflovski," Kenny says, failing the name Broflovski very badly like always.

"Oh I wound you?" Kyle asks.

"Can you kiss it better?" Kenny asks.

"Depends. Where do I have to kiss?" Kyle asks.

"The words came from your mouth, so, just a kiss is fine," Kenny says.

The two of them kiss.

"Fucking flirty fucks," Stan says.

"I thought Brits were polite!" Kenny says.

"Nah, mate, i haven't been polite since I was ten," Stan says.

Kyle rolls his eyes and gives Stan a kiss as well.

"Why? What for?" Stan asks.

Kyle winks at Kenny, who gives Stan a kiss as well.

"Am I some kissing toy or something? What? Why?" He asks.

He sounds honestly distressed about the whole situation, like he doesn't understand it.

"Everyone's just kissing," Wendy says.

Bebe and her kiss.

"Well, if everyone else is we could," Token says.

I jump on him and start to kiss him. He kisses me back.

"Okay okay, the married couple has kissed, I want breakfast," Kenny says.

"If I had the guts, I would totally flirt with you right now," Kyle says.

"I literally don't have any idea as to what the fuck is happening," Stan says.

"Stop being stupid!" Kenny says.

"So give up the only way I can avoid having to wake up and face reality? No thank you, I wanna pretend to be dumb for a moment more, if that's okay with you," Stan states back.

Kenny, very slowly, takes Stan into a hug.

"Apologies," he says.

Stan nods and hugs him back.

"Gay," I whisper.

"Fuck you too," Stan says.

"My man!" Token says.

They both start laughing at this.

"I want food," Kenny says.

"We could go out to get breakfast," Stan says.

"Sneaky bastard," Kyle says.

"You're invited as well," Stan says.

"Still a sneaky bastard," Kyle says.

"You asking me on a date?" Kenny asks.

"Yes. Ain't no shame in that. So. What would it be?" Stan asks.

"Absolutely," Kenny says.

Kyle nods.

"We'll just go on our own," Bebe says, putting a hand around Wendy, who kisses her cheek.

"Well, we could go as well," I say.

Token nods.

"Since Red went with her friends, we could call it sort of 'An after proposal date' or what do you call them?" Token asks.

"Everyone goes their own way?" Kyle asks.

"Something wrong with that?" Bebe asks.

"No, I just asked," Kyle says.

"Are you happy?" Kenny suddenly ask.

"Who?" Token asks.

"Well it's fine as anyone but I was directing it towards Ky," Kenny says.

"I'm fine. I guess I'm happy. Wouldn't know," Kyle says.

Kenny nods.

"Why ask all of a sudden?" Kyle asks.

"Because I can," Kenny says.

Kyle laughs.

"It's nice. People don't ask how people are doing nearly enough," Kyle says.

"Yeah, I'm being quirky," Kenny says.

"Did you mean, quickie?" Stan asks.

"Oh goddamnit!" Kyle yells.

Stan pets his head, which looks very humorous since Kyle is actually an inch or two taller rather than being shorter. Meaning Stan goes on his tiptoes just to make him petting Kyle's head look less awkward.

"It's alright, dude," Stan says.

"Dude, you're such a dude," Kyle says.

"That better be satire, nobody says that to a person they just kissed," I say.

Token kisses me.

"Dude," he states afterwards.

"Such a beautiful statement," Wendy says.

"That watered my crops, such beauty," Bebe says.

We all start laughing loudly.