Ain't a spelling error. Kyle X Kelly X Kenny. Because goddamnit if Kelly was my age and real, I'd so love her, she literally knows CPR and was kind for ones. Plus, Kenny was dating her really long, something that is probably second or third to NicholeXToken or StanXWendy in length. Plus, non-binary Kyle here.
Warnings: Cursing.
Ages: 18 yet again.
Check out Hello_Im_Crazy279 by the way, if you love South Park. I know I'm not really that active or anything and she's super cool.
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Kyle's POV.

"Kenny, sit the fuck down," I say.

He's been walking in circles for half an hour. Which is really annoying, considering Kelly's flight hasn't even landed and he's already so nervous.

"Shut up, Ky," he says.

I get him by the hands.

"Kenny, stop, it's really late for this shit. That mother over there just got her kid to sleep, you'll wake the boy and the poor mom will have to do it all again," I say.

He takes his hood off, breathing in and out.

"This isn't exactly anyone," he says.

"Your first girlfriend, I fucking know," I say.

He nods. We continue to talk about nothing in particular until the blonde taps Kenny's shoulder.

"Lenny!" She says.

Kenny sighs.

"Now that I don't have the hood," he says.

He puts hands on her shoulders.

"I'm Kenny," he says, with the most serious tone I've heard him talk in.

"Oh shit, I'm sorry!" Kelly says.

Kenny nods.

"Hey Kyle," Kelly says.

I wave at her. We've been texting a lot, her and I. She's an awesome girl.

"I just came from the Philippines," she says.

"That's cool!" Kenny says.

Kenny is a little too smitten with her. Not that the Philippines aren't awesome but I'm fairly certain she could have said any place and that would have been his response. Poor guy, as soon as he reconnected with Kelly, he fell for her all over again. Can't say I'm much better, I think she's beautiful as well.

"Hey Ky. About the Trumps obsession with genitalia," Kelly says.

"Hasn't become a thing," I say.

She nods.

"Thank God," she says.

"Yeah, thank God," I say.

Kelly looks at the time.

"Aren't you two tired?" Kelly asks.

"Hell no, he snores, i can't sleep before 3 am," I say.

"So you two sleep together or-?" Kelly asks.

"It's an open relationship, we were actually thinking about getting someone new into it but Satu is with her gay ass girlfriend Bebe, so, nothing there," Kenny says.

"I haven't met Satu. Is she nice?" Kelly asks.

"Well, you have. She was Stan until she came out 2-3 years ago," I say.

"Oh! He-sorry she was always a bit sensitive about gender, wasn't she? Ken mentioned that fact when we were together," Kelly says.

I nod along to what she's saying.

"Do you wanna grab coffee with us?" I ask.

"Oh sure," Kelly says.

She drags her stuff behind her before I roll my eyes and take it from her.

"I'm driving us anyway, let me," I say.

Kelly laughs.

"I could do that myself. I move around enough to have gotten my drivers permit at 15," Kelly says.

"17," I say.

"Fuck both of you, I still can't drive and I'm older than both of you," Kenny says.

He puts his hood back on after saying that.

"Did you vote against Trump's bullshit?" Kelly asks.

I nod and open the back of the car. It's my family car, like, we share a car because sometimes my parents need me to drive them places.

"Okay then," Kelly says.

She sits next to the drivers seat while I sit at drivers. Kenny sits behind us in the middle. I just put the radio on. Kelly smiles and turns it up.

"You can be amazing
You can turn a phrase into a weapon or a drug
You can be the outcast
Or be the backlash of somebody's lack of love
Or you can start speaking up
Nothing's gonna hurt you the way that words do
And they settle 'neath your skin
Kept on the inside and no sunlight
Sometimes a shadow wins
But I wonder what would happen if you," she sings.

Oh shit, she's good.

"Say what you wanna say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave," Kenny sings.

My country-opera boy.

"Oh shit, an ad," Kelly says.

We all start laughing as the ad starts talking. The music was just the damn background.

"I kinda expected that," I say.

Kelly holds onto the front for support while laughing. It's a condom ad, making it ever fucking better.

"Hey Ky. Want to order Condoms now?" Kenny asks.

"Nah, let the lady have a say in that," I say.

Kelly rolls her eyes.

"Are you asking me to join your relationship?" She asks.

"Well. You've been with Kenny before and I'm with him now so... kind of," I say.

Kelly laughs.

"At least buy me dinner first, then we can talk," she says.

She takes something from her hand bag, it's an address.

"I have performance there. Do you know where it is?" Kelly asks.

Kenny takes the paper.

"That's-oh my god- it's literally the elderly house," Kenny says.

I burst out laughing too.

"Last time we went," I say, laughing loudly.

"They're not at all nice people," Kenny says.

I park at the small place which is also called the smallest copy of McDonalds to ever exist.

"Come on," I say.

"Are you buying me dinner so we can talk about me joining?" Kelly asks.

Kenny laughs. I nod and we get in.

"Hi Ken."

Kelly and I look at her.

"What the fuck does she know you for?" I ask.

"It's the cheapest place so I can write here since it's 24h," Kenny says.

Kelly laughs and we all order.

"Now that I bought you dinner," I say.

I rise the '7' at her.

"I'll be apart of this shit," Kelly says.

"You weren't sure when I asked you alone," Kenny says.

"Because I have matured because of how well that went," Kelly says.