I was rereading work from Hello_Im_Crazy279 and I eh... decided to do this. So yeah J, we talked about this ages ago! Also, my goddamn phone can't tell the difference between Stan and Sans. So if those two are here, or stab, or Satan, don't worry about me, worry about the fact this phone is new.
Warnings: One of these babes is kinda slutty. And cursing. Also, I erm, what I'm describing here might be taken as sexual violence. You've been warned.
Ages: Of age? They're fucking skeletons okay?
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Sans' POV (i'M rUiNnInG tHeSe ChArAcTeRs.)

I sit down, looking around for the others.

"The one time I ask for us to meet up, only you show out?" Lusty asks.

"Don't you mean 'meat up'?" I ask.

"Honey, I ain't got no meat in this body," he answers.

I nod.

"That's why nobody could show," I say, as if it were really obvious.

"Ooooh," Lusty lets out.

"You didn't get it. Did you?" I ask.

"Nope," he says.

I laugh.

"So. What did you ask me here for?" I ask.

He laughs, slightly.

"I can't just want you here?" He asks.

"In that case, I'm leaving. We're not doing this again," I say.

"No no! It was just... I'm sorry Okay?" He asks.

"What is it, Lusty?" I ask.

"I... do I have to go back there? Can't I just... I don't know... stay here?" Lusty asks.

"What do you mean?" I ask.

"I-I... I don't want to do it anymore! I don't know why I'm... just... well...  like this," he says.

"What don't you want to do?" I ask.

"I don't like how my world works. I don't like it at all anymore! But I can't get rid of it, I'm still like I am! I can't just walk away from it! It's impossible! I don't want to go there, not again," Lusty says.

"Who hurt you so bad you don't want to go back?" I ask.

He stays silent.

"It's your home, you always loved your home before," I say.

"I just... I want out, I don't ever want to see them! I know it's the way my world works but after hearing so much about your world and how much better it works...," he says.

I sigh.

"I'd let you stay but... you do realise we're going to be completely reset ones the player reaches the end. You have to go back, again and again," I say.

He starts shaking.

"They're a human! They can't be redeemed anymore! And there are so many times they do it. Over and over and over again. There are the good times but each time, there is a bad one that's so much more traumatic!" He says.

He hugs me.

"I don't want it anymore! It's happened one too many times!" He says.

I hug him back.

"I'm sorry. I'm really sorry that's happened to you. But I can't do anything. This is the order it goes in, always," I say.

He takes a breath.

"Why are you the only one here? I expected someone else to come here for me," he says.

"I care about you. You're as much as all of the others, it's sad that the others couldn't show up. But really, I'm here," I say.

"It's not fair! I've been there all the fucking time! And when it comes to it, it's only you," he says.

"Maybe it's because I'll never forget how helpful you were to me when the others didn't know what they should do. But I can say that they do care, sometimes they just don't show it. You can get on their nerves but it's fine in the end, don't worry," I say.

"You can just call me a whore, I've been told that enough," Lusty says.

"Maybe you are but honestly, as much as I didn't like you in the beginning, you are valid! A very valid person! And even if you're a bit of a whore, it's your place, it's the way you just are, it's fine," I say.

He smiles.

"That's what I needed. Thank you," he says.

"But guess what?" I ask.

"Yeah?" He asks.

"Every time the human comes, come here, if they are doing terrible things. Then you'll be strong enough to face them at some point," I say.

"Thank you," He says.

"Don't worry about it, Lusty. Say. Do you want Grillby's?" I ask.

I give him what I had behind my back.

"Yeah!" He says.

He takes it, smiling.

"Thanks Sans!" He says.

I nod and he gets it in him. Admittedly, he's a skeleton, so I mean, food and bare skeletons kinda don't mix.

"Feeling better?" I ask.

"Yup," he says, with a wink.

"Oh Good, I was getting a bit disturbed by how much less sexual you were being than normal," I say.

He laughs, smiling slightly.

"If I can't avoid it, I can at least do this a lot better. Honestly, if I wasn't bound to that universe, I'd be running for the hills," he says.

"It's something you can't really avoid. I can't avoid dying either," I say.

He nods.

"Although my universe is 'get fucked to death' which I would argue is a little bit worse," he says.

"I guess," I say.

He nods.

"I like your coat or hoodie or whatever," he says.

I nod to him.

"Thank you. Same right back to you too," I say.

He laughs and takes a hold of the hoodie.

"Not as much as I like your face," he says.

"Narcissism in it's best form," I say.

He smiles surprisingly sweetly.

"Thank you. For being here for me today," he says.

"Anytime Lusty," I say.

He kisses me. Which is weird but kind of enjoyable. I don't really even know, life is just super weird for me. I don't even have any lips.

"Well. My universe is calling. It's a good one this time," he says.

He blows me a kiss before leaving.

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I suck at writing, I'm tired and just found out this is a thing I was supposed to do.
~Eko.