Puppies make relationships 2/3~ Style (South Park.)

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I TOLD YOU THAT WE NEED MORE ANIMALS! ANNE, BRING THE PUPPIES! I NEED THEM!
Warnings: Cursing? I think?
Ages: 28 both.
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Stan's POV.

"Nice to see you," Kyle says.

He smiles at me.

"Nice to see you too," I say.

We hug.... HUG! I do not have the social skills for this!

"Hopefully it doesn't rain today," Kyle says.

"I'm counting on that too," I say.

"Yeah. Oh God, that's small talk. Isn't it?" He asks.

I laugh.

"Yeah. No can do," I say.

"How is Croissant? Have you dropped him yet?" Kyle asks.

"What? How did you know?" I ask.

"Everyone drops him. Well, he is more running to get to the floor and gets out of someone's hands but yeah. He never gets hurt," he says.

"Wilma keeps him around her all day all night. I have a picture," I say.

I show him the picture of Wilma and Croissant playing.

"Did you call him Croissant?" Kyle asks.

"Yup. Wilma insisted it was too adorable to let go of, so, his name is  officially Croissant," I say.

"The girl is smart to give him such an intelligent name," Kyle says.

I laugh.

"By the way, I'm just going to warn you before it's too late. I am a little too organized for my own good," Kyle says.

"Then I should warn you that I hoard easily," I say.

"I mean. As long as it's in order, it's fine," Kyle says.

"I like that you think I would keep things in order. That's the most bullshit thing in the world, I'm incredibly lazy with where I put stuff. Or more forgetful. I forget where I put things and then it's two hours of hunting for the car keys," I say.

He laughs.

"Don't worry, I like cleaning, it's calming," he says.

"What are you? An alien?" I ask.

He chuckles.

"Well. That would be awesome but I'm more into science than space," he says.

"So you're a robot," I say.

He laughs.

"Don't reveal my secrets!" He says, laughing.

"I just- look at the back of the shirt. It fits so well," i say.

He walks behind me.

"So, you're a mechanic?" He asks.

"Never came up? Yeah, I am. Engineering student as well. I mean, it will take me longer, considering I was taking internet classes to take care of Wilma on the side," I say.

"You're so adorable. I mean- that's really adorable, how important Wilma is to you," he says.

"Thank you. I mean, Wilma has been my world since she cried the first time and was given to me. But I'm not here to rant about my life again," I say.

"I don't mind. You have a nice voice to listen to," Kyle says.

"Um... thank you?" I ask.

"I'm sorry! I just... I don't use my eyes as much as I use my hearing, so, it's sort of like me complimenting your appearance," Kyle says.

"Don't use your eyes as much? Why?" I ask.

"It's sort of a thing-. Well. I don't like to look at people, I would rather listen. It's just something I do. When I was younger, I liked to do things without using my sight. I don't know, I've always been weird like that," Kyle says.

"That is actually pretty cool," I say.

"Thanks. Especially playing instruments was always fun, even without using sight. I was never exactly popular, not at all. I was a weird person, according to the others. But art and just... I don't know... reading or listening to audio book, it was relieving. Oh now I'm telling you my life story," he says.

"It's cool. I like to listen to people talking about themselves. It's sort of like listening to an audio book or something like that," I say.

He grins at me.

"It's not that weird to compliment someone's voice by the way, I just don't hear it a lot," I say.

He looks relieved.

"Thanks. I was sort of scared I fucked everything up with a very nice guy," he says.

"You didn't, I promise. You never blow your chances with me unless you've murdered someone. You seem like you are a very awesome guy. Trust me, I'm at least as scared of fucking up as you are," I say.

He blushes.

"I'm not that special," he says.

"Well I think you are. You're nice to talk to and seem like Wilma would like you. Plus, you named a dog Croissant. If you are not fabulous, I don't know, who is," I say.

He is getting redder and redder.

"And I always had a respect for dudes that studied. Plus, i am a musician on the side, so, a guy that likes music is pretty much everything I could ask for," I say.

"I appreciate the fact you are so family oriented a lot. The fact you are putting Wilma before anything else is very beautiful," he says.

"She's everything I have, my little princess," I say.

"You know what is something amazing about your relationship with Wilma?" He asks.

"What?" I ask.

"You grin every-single-time you talk of her in a positive light. And I don't think you even notice that you do," he says.

"You're right, I didn't realize," I say.

"But that makes it even more beautiful. You're a good man, very kind and love animals. There is nothing in this world that's better than a good person," he says.

I laugh.

"I'm not a good person," I say.

"From what I see, you're one of the greatest people I've ever met. So, to me, you are," he says.

I take his hand.

"Thank you," I say.

He smiles at me.

"Anytime," he says.

He kisses me and I immediately kiss him back.

"Well... this is going fast," I say, with a laugh.

"Both of us are single. There is nothing wrong with a little reminder to puppy love," he says.

I smile.

"Of course not," I say.

I kiss him this time.

"So. Wanna go out a second time?" He asks.

"What if I asked you if you wanted to maybe make this official soon?" I ask.

"I would be extremely happy," he says.

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