So yeah, I'm settling on Satu for this one but I honestly love Sina and the others. I just... I love Satu to death. As this is a mere tale and that's what Satu means.
Warnings: I don't know shit about being trans... and cursing.
Ages: 16 all. (Quite the skip, eh?)
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Satu's POV.

Back to school. I've been in homeschool for so long I forgot how fucking nerve breaking this is. Especially when I'm so fucking scared of everyone's reactions.

"Hello my friend!" Red says, taking my bag into her hand.

She's smiling brightly.

"Finally decided to come back to where you belong, eh?" She asks.

I laugh.

"Hey, Red," i say.

"What's up, Satu?" She asks.

"Thanks, like, a lot. About how much you've helped me out lately. Make up and feeling comfortable with all this, I wouldn't have lived through this as easy if you weren't here," I say.

"Satu, you're my girl. Didn't we say it, queers help each other?" Red asks.

I smile at this.

"But still-," I start.

Wendy taps my shoulder.

"Hey! Didn't know you'd be coming back today," she says.

"I don't know, I meant to tell you," I say.

"Well my wig is snatched, Satu, you're looking so pretty," Nichole says.

"You're too kind," I say.

Kyle and Kenny come over.

"Nice to see you dude... erm... fuck," Kyle says.

"Nice to see you, beautiful," Kenny says.

I roll my eyes.

"Beautiful my ass," I say.

"I mean it is, not as good as his though," Kenny says.

"Kenny. Did you just-?" Kyle asks.

"Yes I slapped that ass," Kenny says.

"WHY?" Kyle asks, loudly.

"Because you're a snack," Kenny says.

Kyle sighs.

"See what I have to deal with? If I knew going on a date with him would end up in him basically CATCALLING ME 24/7, I would have said no," Kyle says.

"No you wouldn't have," Kenny says.

"Yes I would," Kyle says.

"Come on, you liked it yesterday," Kenny says.

"Stop being a one sided whore," I say.

"Wow, Satu, Wow," Kenny says.

He smiles at me, I can't help blushing a little.

"You're so fucking cute I actually cannot," Kyle says.

"Whaaa?" Red asks.

"You heard him, he thinks our baby Satu is cute," Bebe says.

"I'm not your fucking baby," I say.

"Fuck yes you are," Bebe says.

"Aw. I miss being a baby with her," Kyle says.

"I don't miss being a baby, at all, fuck no," I say.

"Not a tiny bit?" He asks.

"No, Kyle, I don't," I say.

"But the lack of responsibility! We could shit out dippers and nobody blamed us. Now we have to look into schools, do work and actually fucking life. You seriously don't miss when you didn't know about all of the responsibilities?" Kyle asks.

"When you say it like that, yes, I actually do. But I do not miss being helpless," I say.

"Boy you got me helpless," Kyle sings, laughing.

He's actually getting so much better it's actually nice to listen to.

"No more Hamilton!" Kenny says.

"Look into your eyes and the sky is the limit!" I sing back, smiling brightly.

"AY!" Kyle says.

We high five and he smiles at me. Oh fuck, i'm probably blushing again.

"In New York you can be a new man?" Bebe sings, although it's more of a question.

"There was an attempt," Wendy says.

"Shut up, I did well," Bebe says.

"Wrong line, you're not go on about New York yet," Kyle says.

"I like Heathers more... am I bad for that?" Nichole asks.

"No. Sing a little, I might know," Kenny says.

Nichole laughs, thinking of a line.

"I like-," Nichole sings.

Kyle falls to the floor with laughter.

"You forgot the intro!" I say.

"Looking hot," Kenny sings back.

Fuck it.

"Buying stuff they cannot," I sing.

"I like," Nichole sings again.

"Drinkin' hard," I sing.

"Maxing dad's credit card," Bebe sings.

"I like," I sing before Nichole can.

"Skipping gym," Nichole sings.

"Scaring her," Kyle sings.

"Screwing him," Kenny sings.

"I like," Nichole sings.

"Killer clothes," Kenny sings.

"Kickin' nerds in the nose," Kyle sings.

"If you lack the balls," Kyle and Kenny sing at the same time.

"You can go play dolls," I sing.

"Let your mommy fix you a snack," Bebe sings.

"Woah," Nichole sings.

"Or you could smoke," I sing.

"Pound some rum and coke," Bebe sings.

"In my Porsche with the quarterback," Kyle sings.

"Woah, woah, woah," Bebe sings.

"Honey, whatchu waiting for?" Kyle sings.

"Welcome to my candy store," Kenny sings.

"It's time for you to prove," Wendy, Red, Bebe and Nichole sing.

"You're not a loser anymore," Kyle and Kenny sing.

"Then step into my candy store," I sing.

Nichole can't hold it anymore.

"Satu sounds so sassy I actually can't," Nichole says.

"I'm the queen of sass," I say.

Kyle laughs.

"I love you, Satu," he says.

"Huh?" I ask.

"Like I seriously love you just because of how funny you can be," Kyle says.

"I love you too, Ky," I say.

"Oh shit, we can all ride off to the sunset!" Kenny says.

Kyle smiles at him.

"Better wait a couple of hours," Kyle says.

I laugh.

"But we need it now," I say.

The girls are all grinning at the scene in front of them.

"Come on," I say.

I laugh at the thought I have.

"Honey, whatchu waiting for?" I ask.

Kyle sighs very very loudly.

"Shut up," Kyle says.

"No! You just said you love me and are already telling me to shut up! We have become a married couple within seconds," I say.

"Am i your third wheel or something?" Kenny asks.

"Nah, you're the third. We need the one that not at all sane to complete us," Kyle says.

They kiss each other. I roll my eyes at the sight before I get a kiss from Kyle, who passes me off to Kenny for him to kiss me.

"D'aw," Nichole lets out.