Truth or dare 1/2~ a mess of ships (South Park.)

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CAN WE APPRECIATE VERSATILE SHIPPING FOR A MOMENT? Also, something weird. I don't like to write with the person that is 'dominant' in that one shot. I hate it. But at the same time, according to everyone I ask, I have a dominant personality, so, yeah.
Warnings: Talk about kinks and sex and cursing.
Ages: 18 all.
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Kyle's POV.

"Okay. Kyle. Truth or dare?" Kenny asks.

"Truth? I just came from the cold, I do not want to do anything before I'm warm," I say.

He pulls out a piece of paper, smirking.

"What's the kinkiest thing you've ever wanted to do? Who wrote this? I owe that person so much," Kenny says.

Nobody rises their hand until finally, Leo does.

"Leo? Holy shit. Yes," Kenny says.

"Okay children, cover your ears," I say.

Stan sighs and covers his ears, saying, 'I don't need to hear this.'

"I'd like to have it so rough that it hurts for days after. Another thing was against the wall but SOMEONE made that possible," I say.

"Who?" Wendy asks.

"You'll have to wait. Okay. Leo," I say.

Kenny pushes me the two bowls.

"Dare. I've gone truth too many times," Leo says.

I take a dare.

"Kiss the most attractive person in the room. Hey! That's just good! Fuck," I say.

Leo rolls his eyes and kisses Stan.

"Okay. Nichole," Leo says.

"Not again," she says, still shaking.

"Well fuck you for reading the dare for me," I say.

"Nichole. Truth or dare?" Leo asks.

"Dare. I'm just-fuck it. I'm hoping to get mine," she says.

"Which is?" I ask.

"Hey, we have a rule. No telling dares or truths before they're pulled," Nichole says.

"Yup, I hope it's not yours. Item of clothing off next four rounds," Leo says.

Nichole gets her sock off, throwing it away.

"Who do I murder?" Nichole asks.

"Come at me," Wendy says.

"Fine. Wendy," Nichole says.

She gets the bowls.

"Truth or dare?" Nichole asks.

"Truth," Wendy says.

"What is up with kink things?! Boys, girls. Why are you so obsessed?" Nichole asks.

"I'm pretty vanilla, I have exactly one kink," Wendy says.

"Well. Name your kinks," Nichole says, showing the paper.

"That one that that I have? Ugh. I sort of like being slut shamed during sex," Wendy says.

"High five," I say.

We high five.

"Goddamnit. I'm glad that wasn't for Kyle, we'd be here for days," Token says.

"Okay. Bebe," Wendy says.

"Dare," Bebe says.

"Wait a moment, I'm doing my dare," Nichole says.

She takes her other sock off.

"Continue," she says.

"Make out with someone you'd be least likely to try something with. Boys. Which one?" Wendy asks.

"No comment," Kenny says.

Bebe sighs before getting to Stan and making out with him.

"Sorry dude," she says as they part.

"I'm fine with that," Stan says.

"Token," Bebe says.

"Let me do the fucking dare before you do these," Nichole says.

She takes off her choker.

"I'll be a pussy. Truth," Token asks.

"Which girl and which boy in the room you find most attractive?" Bebe asks.

"Kyle and Nichole," Token answers.

"Ah. You're cute too," I say.

"I don't know. Stan?" Token asks.

"Fuck off!" Nichole yells. She takes off her hoodie.

"And I'll say dare so I'm not a complete scary cat," Stan says.

"Kiss the person in the room you are emotionally closest to," Token says.

"Sorry Kyle," Stan says.

"Dude, I'm fine," I say.

He kisses me.

"Nichole?" I ask.

Nichole takes off her shirt.

"Yeah, I'll put these back," she says.

"Kenny," Stan says.

He gets the bowls.

"Dare. I ain't gonna be a huge pussy," Kenny says.

"Um. Text an Asian girl asking who she ships you with, then kiss that person with a picture to the girl," Stan says.

"Oh no," Kenny says.

I hand him my phone. He nods after about a minute.

"Leo, come here," he says.

"Really?" Leo asks.

Kenny kisses him and takes a picture, sending it. He laughs out loud at the response and gives the phone back to me.

"Wendy," he says.

He gets the bowl.

"Well I can't say truth now. Dare," she says.

"Kiss the person that gave you this dare. I'm getting a lot of kisses," Kenny says.

Wendy kisses him.

"Kyle," Wendy says.

"Dare," I say.

"Refer to everyone as daddy or mommy for the next three times. If you fail, you get four dares," Wendy says.

Might as well have fun.

"But mommy- I can't say a name like that," I say.

"Say their name after the thing," Wendy says.

"Oh fuck off, world," I whisper.

They laugh.

"Daddy Kenny~," I say, making it sound as sexual as I can.

"Truth," he says.

"Daddy~. How many people in this room have you fucked?" I ask.

"Everyone," Kenny says.

He winks.

"Leo," he says.

Leo sighs.

"Not again. I don't know. Fuck it. Dare," he says.

"Kiss a random person in the room," Kenny says.

Leo kisses me.

"And you don't say anything. Your daddy thing is making me uncomfortable already," he says.

"Bebe," he says.

"Dare, I like dares more," Bebe says.

"Daring little shit," Stan says.

"Make out whit the person with the nicest ass. Who is trying to get Kyle some action?" Leo asks.

"Guilty as charged," Bebe says.

She comes to be and we make out, like the dare obviously says.

"I'm done," Bebe says.

I keep my mouth shut.

"Um... Token," Bebe says.

"Dare, I guess," Token says.

"Kiss the most attractive person of the same gender in the room. Kenny, this was you," Bebe says.

"Am I that recognizable?" Kenny asks.

Token kisses me before backing down.

"Payback. Kenny," Token says.

"Dare. I'm sort of hoping that I have to kiss Kyle. He is getting all the action here," Kenny says.

"You're lucky. Make out with someone in the room you're not in a relationship with," Token says.

"Wait. Bebe, that was you. Because you are the only person that thought Stan and I were dating," I say.

"Yup," Bebe says.

Kenny comes up and we make out.

"Everyone just kiss Kyle. Holy shit," Stan says.

"Stan," Kenny says.

"Dare. I wanna see how much this game wants us to kiss Kyle," Stan says.

"Kiss your ex," Kenny says.

"Fuck," Stan says.

Wendy and him kiss.

"Wait. I can talk normally again! Yes fuckers," I say.

"Kyle," Stan says.

"The truths are no fun. Dare," I say.

"Kiss someone in the room you know has a tattoo. This is very much going for me and Kenny to get kissed," Stan says.

I kiss my own hand.

"Got it done a week ago. But fine," I say.

I kiss Nichole, who just happens to be closest out of the tattooed people.

"What do you have?" Stan asks.

I point to my rib cage.

"A tattoo I designed. It's a moon with a bird flying towards it. Black and skin color," I say.

"That's so cool," Kenny says.

"Anyway. Wendy," I say.

"Dare," she says.

"This game seriously wants everyone to kiss me!" I say.

"What does it say?" Bebe asks.

"Kiss the person two spaces left or right (Note. Don't kiss someone you are dating.)," I say.

"Oh yeah Bebe's there," Wendy says.

She kisses me.

"Lets eat. Then we can continue. Craig, Tweek, Jimmy, Clyde and Red will be here soon," Nichole says.

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