Juan:"so alpha. When will you make a story without a harem?"

A/n:"don't know. Why you ask?"

Juan:"because he has way too many girls"

A/n:"no he doesn't"

Juan:"so he doesn't huh? Ok then start counting"

Juan:"and that's only so far. who knows how big his harem will get as the story goes"

A/n:"....yup"

Juan:"dude did you even try to count or should i put them chibi because if so"

A/n:"yup 7"

Juan:"why did you make it a harem if so far he has only fucked 1 out of 7?"

A/n:"because after i watched the anime i couldn't take one i liked them all so in my story i made it a harem. And as for the lemons he will fuck everyone else but everything at its time"

Juan:"what about the other story?"

A/n:"i'm working on it"

*somewhere else*

Benny:"are you sure its here?"

Trolencio:"yup"

A/n:"this is trolencio"

Castiel:"Why are we in the sewers exactly?"

Trolencio:"we're here to have Sex. No jk but for real we're looking for my phone which i dropped in here"

Michael:"how do you know its in here?"

Trolencio:"i don't"

All:"WHAT?"

Katsuragi:"so we're here for nothing?"

Trolencio:"i was kidding about the phone we're taking a shortcut to the beach"

Raphael:"that explains why you said to bring swimsuits"

Trolencio:"yup. Also we're here"

Then after we all got in our swimsuits we started having fun in the beach

Michael:"so what should we do castiel-sama?"

Castiel:"let's just walk around and see what we find"

???:"you're here too huh?"

A familiar voice asked

Michael:"what are you doing here?"

Lucifer:"i take breakes too sometimes you know"

Asmodeus:"oh if it isn't cassy and Michael-chan!"

Michael:"you too?"

Castiel:"why is everybody calling me that?"

Uriel:"what kind of swimsuit is that anyway"

Leviathan:"oh my this such a good view what an amazing reward such an amazing body!"

I then looked down and saw leviathan staring at me in a.......weird way

Castiel:"what is she doing?"

Trolencio:"we're in the beach why isn't she in a swimsuit?"

Leviathan:"oh i can do that!"

She said getting up and snapping her fingers and her clothes became a swimsuit

Leviathan:"now since we're not enemies today let me put some of this stuff on you castiel-kun!"

Castiel:"do you even know what it is?"

Leviathan:"umm no but i know its for skin so let me put it in your.......EVERYWHERE!"

Castiel:"Um.....i need an adult"

Leviathan:"technically......I AM AN ADULT NOW COME HERE!"

She shouted as she started chasing me with a perverted look

Michael:"hey leave castiel-sama alone!"

Uriel:"yeah!"

Michael and uriel then started chasing leviathan

Trolencio:"what the fuck just happened?"

Lucifer:"no idea"

Benny:"oh look leviathan managed to catch cas"

Lucifer:"WHAT!? HE CAN ONLY BE MINE!"

she then ran to where Castiel,leviathan, and Michael were

Asmodeus:"hey wait for me i wanna touch cassy too❤❤❤~"

She then ran off too

Trolencio:"he is going to get raped isn't he?"

Benny:"i'd say more gangbanged but yes"

Asuka:"should we help?"

Benny:"nah let's go get something to eat"

Katsuragi:"hell no i'm gonna go touch castiel's body too"

After the rape.....I mean after the little fight scene we were talking but me,Lucifer and our teams got drunk

Castiel:"alright then break my shirt without touching it"

Lucifer:"*sight* give me an actual dare"

Lucifer snapped her fingers and my shirt broke into pieces

Castiel:"yeah i should have seen this coming"

Lucifer:"yup i win. Just like in our fights"

Castiel:"haha no I would win"

Lucifer:"no. I would win"

Ikaruga:"um....guys rmember not enemies today"

Castiel:".........."

Lucifer:"............"

Lucifer:"you dance?"

Castiel:"With me?"

Castiel and Lucifer:"EXCELENT!"

Then castiel and Lucifer and their( drunk) teams started dancing with this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu3SdvNmBQY

A/n:"sucks my cock,dick,chiken,polla,pito,pilulo,ochinchin,etc this is my story and i do what i want and since its my story i am your new god i am the best at everything xD xD"

Juan:"yeah yeah"

A/n:"and that kids is how i met your.....oh wait wrong story anyway that's it for today see you in the next chapter"

Juan:"7 girls"

A/n:"shut it"