Alexa is Retarted

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SOOOOOOOO My mom says our one Alexa is retarded because she literally cannot understand a single thing we say.

"Alexa! Set timer for ten minutes!"

"I'm sorry, I cannot understand."

"Alexa... Set timer for ten minutes!"

"Here's results for Tenko Tengo dancing"

"Alexa, can I replace you with Google?"

"Yes."

"That's so sad.... Alexa play despacito."

"Shake it Off, by Taylor Swift."

"FUUUUUUUU-"

So that was fun. Anyway, math class was the same as usual. The scent of axe body spray filling the class, noise, disorder, empty starbucks cups. The usual. EXCEPT SOMEONE SPILLED THEIR CARAMEL FRAPPE ALL OVER MY BACK PACK

They cleaned it. And now I hate them.

ANYWAY P.E

We did nothing like every Friday.

Except I did talk to this one girl, I guess we're friends now.

P.E is on the roof, and there's a fence that is supossed to keep equipment from falling off (It dosen't do its job well) and a cute little bird sat on it so I was like, "AWWW  A BIIIIIRRRRRDDDD!!!111!1!!1!!!1" and then it committed blood spilly all over the floors of hell.

:)

AND THEN IN ART I FIGURED OUT I GOT THIS KID WHO I'VE BEEN TEACHING TO DRAW INTO DANGANRONPA

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