This is for fun. I'm not trying to call anybody out or throw shade because a lot of these fit me lol. It's just a compilation list of Wattpader types I've met on this site in the past few years.

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• The Casual™
Xe checks Wattpad only when bored and doesn't let this site consume xyr very soul (how???)

• The Friendly Stalker
Xe tracks other Wattpaders' activity feed 24/7, reading and commenting on whatever books xyr victims are

• thE SCREAMING ONE AHHDJA
Xe uses caps lock for anything and everything, always overreacting and making people think xe's yelling at them

• The Oversharer
Xe posts a whole bunch of personal information (selfies, location, full name, etc.) you really shouldn't be sharing on a website with anonymous strangers

• The Silent Mutual
Xe doesn't really talk to anybody, but xe regularly votes but never comments

• THE 👏🏼 HYPE 👏🏼 MAN 👏🏼
Xe tells everybody just how amazing xyr upcoming story is, but that said story is never published because "the outline is always being rewritten"

• The Deserter
Xe has 34 books with really interesting premises, but xe never finishes them because xe's too busy planning yet another book like xe cAN'T sTOp HELP

• The Disappearing Magic Trick
Xe comes on Wattpad for a few weeks using it 24/7 then disappears for half a year then comes back again to be super active and does the same thing over and over again on loop

• 😊💗😭😩✨😶
Xe spams emojis like it's nobody's business and confuses computer users worldwide

• The Edgy Elitist
Xe only reads angsty/mature stories with "deeper meanings" and outright attacks anything/anyone xe doesn't like in a very immature and crude manner

• The Prophet
Xe thinks xe's the god of writing and everything xe writes is gold; xe's often found not being able to take criticism and arguing that xyr readers "just don't understand"

• t h e ~ a e s t h e t i c ~ s o u l
Xe has an extremely well put together (often vague) profile with beautiful coversets xe probably changes three times a month

• The Guilty Procrastinator 
Xe makes up fifty million excuses as to why xe can't update xyr book

• The... Odd One
Xe says the strangest things to other Wattpaders who barely know xem and makes everyone involved hella confused

• The Newbie
Xe is new to Wattpad and has no idea how anything works so xe asks others to teach xem everything step by step