There once was a hippo whose wish
Was to ridea on the back of a fish
He jumped in a pool
Where it was very cool
But all of the fish became squished.

4/16

A plate of spaghetti can dance
But spaghetti cannot wear pants
That is a sad fact
And though lacking in tact
It's truth that cannot be enhanced.

8/11/16

There was once an unfortunate frog
Who perched on the edge of a log
One day he fell in
But he couldn't swim!
So he was caught by a dog.

Yeah... these are a bit weird.