Many things happened today, all small so I'm going to put them all in one chapter.

Beginning of Math:
Eden: Jason says he wants to live in my locker because it 'smells nice' quote unquote.
Me: Which one? (There are three in my class)
Eden: %*^% (Last name blotted out for obvious reasons)
Me: What. The. Heck.
Jason: What are you talking about?
Me: Eden's locker.

English:
Teacher: It's going to be hard to find you a book.
Me: Yeah. Just point me to the high school fantasy level.
Teacher: *Takes out book* I loved this one.
Me: *Inwardly gagging* I've read the Twilight series already.
Teacher: *Pulls out another book* What about this one?
Me: OOOOH DRAGONSSS *Opens the book and starts reading*
Teacher: ...
Everyone in the school library: ...
Well that defines my life.
Me: First Percy Jackson, then A Wrinkle in Time, and now Harry Potter. Why do you always choose books I've already read?
Teacher: You've read everything for the 6th grade level.
Me: *laughing* True.

Lunch:
wingedwolf5713 : I ship Shadow and &:$)/ (name blotted out for obvious reasons)!
Me: *Walks up to her* Fist, meet face. *pretends to punch her* Since I'm not really allowed, I ship you and *name of a good friend of hers*.

Band:
We. Stayed. Till. 3:30. (School ends at about 3)
3:30
3:30.
Yep. Yeeep.
No wait, it was 3:37.
WHY DO THEY TORTURE ME WITH HEADACHES