—just a recap of last year—

Me: //wave//

Dionell: //waves back//

Me: uwu

~fast forward to now~

Dionell now: i like ur shirt

Me: thank y-

Dionell: *gently paps my tiddy* issa nice shirt

Me: you're a fucking hetero

***

Me: ...

Me: weeb

Dionell: wha??

Me: nuthin

Dionell: yeah that's what I THOUGHT

Me: shhhhhAAdit up

Dionell: I'll shut you up when I put my d—

Me: hUH

Dionell: HUH???? i didn't say anything

Me: YeAH OKAY

***

Dionell: ;,,dirty butt whore

Me: don't call me that, DING DONG

Dionell: stOP CALLING ME A SMALL DINGALING

Me: whwht?? I neVer even SAID TH—

Dionell: NONONO YOU CALLED ME SMALL

Dionell: FIRST OF ALL, IM AVERAGE

Dionell: SO SORRY ITS NOT UP TO YOUR STANDARDS

Me: NOW WAIT A MINUTE—

Dionell: I'LL JUST GIVE MY AVERAGE DONG TO SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES IT

Me: hohh my god

***

Me: //pats floof// ur hair's nicee

Dionell: no it's bad

Me: I'll slap you

Dionell: what did I even DO

Me: JUST TAKE MY COMPLIMENT

Dionell: nNNOOOO

Me: THATS WHY YA FOREHEAD BIG

Dionell: ik thanks

Me: ..... I-

***

Me: why you gotta make a scene whenever we go out in public

Dionell, as loud as he can: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT YOU TO EAT MY ASS

Me: I DIDNT SAY THAT

Dionell: DONT PUT YOUR FINGERS UP MY BOOTYHOLE

Me: oh my GOD

***

Dionell, laying on my stomach: do u clean ur belly button?

Me: w haT

Dionell: ANSWER THE QUESTION

Me: ,,,,yes ?

Dionell: good. you better. or I'll tiddy chop you

Me: okay but why you out here sniffin belly buttons

Dionell: ok ok oK THE FIRST TIME WAS AN ACCIDENT—

***

Me: wtf,, why you so damn strong

Dionell: what'd I say about calling me that??

Dionell: I have an average build. average

Me: ...so you're a twink

Dionell: a wha

Dionell: did you just call me a twinkie

Me: nO A TWINK

Dionell: the hell is a twink

Me:

Dionell: ...

Dionell: I'm not gay

Me: yes I'm aware

Me: but still

Me: u tryna say you got a twink body ?

Dionell:

Dionell:

Dionell: yes

Me: see?? that's all. you make things so difficult

Me: technically twunk but ok

Dionell: huh

Me: nvm

***

Me: hey so quick question

Dionell: hm

Me: whatcha doin

Dionell, with his hand on my butt: nothing

Me:

Dionell:

Me:

Me: ok

***

Me: do me a favor and take my scrunchie out please??

Dionell: sure

Dionell: *pulls my hair so hard my head cocks back*

Me: yOU TRYNA FUCK UP MY NECK??

Dionell: not yet

Me: WHAT

Dionell: huh??? what

***

Me: //slAPS HIS ARM

Dionell: OWW

Me: wait

Me: //squeezes bicep//

Me: damn shawty thicc

Dionell: nO DONT EVEN CAUSE YOU SAID I HAD A TWINK BODY

Me: AND YOU AGREED

Dionell: NOT THE POINT

Me: SHUT UP BITCH

***

Me: Didi pass me the thing

Dionell: //passes said thing//

Me: thanks daddy

Dionell: ...

Me:

Dionell: .........

Me:

Dionell: don't even

Me: wym? :3c

Dionell: jUST DON'T

Me: or WHAT

Dionell: OR I'M GONNA—

Me: HUH

Me: GONNA WHAT

Me: SPEAK UP

Dionell: ohh you're so lucky there's people around

Me:

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I want y'all to know that this is all real,, this is what I go through on a regular basis

he's so annoying hdbdhskksgshs
in other news: grass is green