Shadana: hey but like???,? I've never done anything wrong ever?????????

Togquos: didn't i just see you slap someone in the hallway

Shadana: okay but it wasn't a hard one. it was a "how dare you" slap, not a "netherworld" slap

Togquos: what the hell is the difference

Shadana: "netherworld" can immobilize at least 5 people

***

Band!Ahri: wHat. are you doing in my bed

Band!Lucio: i am tired

Band!Ahri: i said you get the couch

Band!Lucio: okay but, I'm already here, so

Band!Ahri: okay but, this is my hotel room, so

Band!Lucio: okay but, we're sharing it, so

Band!Ahri: okay but, I already called dibs, so

Band!Lucio: OKAY BUT, I'M YOUR BOSS, SO

Band!Ahri: OKAY BUT, NADIA'S THE MANAGER, SO

Band!Lucio: sorry can't hear you I'm asleep

Band!Ahri: don't you dAre

Band!Lucio: snnsnnsnzzsnsnnsz

Band!Ahri: L U C I O

Band!Lucio: //throws the blanket over her face// SNSNNSNNZZSZZZZNSNSNSNZN

***

Shadana: sis;; whY is he so horny

Ahriana: look, for the last time, I don't know!! Kristopher is just like th—

Shadana: I'm talking about your dog

Ahriana: OH

Ahriana: uh,,, dunno that either

Ahri, quietly staring at Bowser humping a chew toy: he's been this way since we got him, the vet says he's fine tho

Shadana: well dad wants you to keep him away from the dinner guests, so have fun kinkshaming your fuckin puppy

***

Shadana: g o d i hate him

Anadahs: no you don't

Shadana: smh. u right

Anadahs: so just TELL HIM you don't hate him

Shadana: I Cannot™️

Anadahs: WHY

Shadana: because he hates me¿ pretty sure I've already ruined everything,,, i'm mean because he's mean first,, u KNOW this

Shadana: and if i admit my feelings and i get rejected then I can never show my face again. he hates me

Anadahs: he doesn't

Shadana: he does

Anadahs: l i s t e n. . .

~

Anadahs: TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FEELINGS

Togquos: i would prefer not to

Shadana: BIG ditto

Anadahs:

***

Rylo, with his failed flirting: shadzy, you're my rock. a very small rock. and i can like, totally lift small rocks with my mind.

Shadana, a good flirt who occasionally forgets to flirt good: that's like. so FUCKING cool

Rylo: maybe one day if i concentrate really hard i could lift you with my mind???

Shadana: dope. i believe in you

Togquos: what in the everlasting fuck are you two on about

***

Mafia!Kain: ayyy merry christmas

Hitman!Rylo: i don't celebrate

Mafia!Kain: me either

Hitman!Rylo: ,,, so then why would y—

Mafia!Kain: look man it's already awkward so d'you want money or not

***

Shadana: oh boy. golly gee. christmas eve. i hope nobody comes over t—

Nemesis:

Shadana: oh my god

Nemesis: DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY, FALALALALA, LA LA, FUCK YOU

***

Vlastomil: you! you have hands perfect for grabbing mucus covered invertebrates! find my prized worm!

Apprentice!Ahri: //quickly turns to nadi// 👀⁉️👀👀👀❓❗️⁉️👀‼️👀👀

Countess Nadia: I'm afraid this is the only way we could possibly get through to him,,,

Apprentice!Ahri, through tears: i'd be delighted to help

***

Percival: ah, blankets. one of humanity's finest inventions

Percival: it's like another layer of skin

Percival: but fake

Percival: it's fabric skin.

Percival: what if fabric skin existed in some universe? A yarn universe. A Yarniverse.

Percival: where life sized stuffed animals are feared as if they were enraged gods

Percival: my fabric flesh is so comfy

Shadana: please. go to fucking sleep

***

Kristopher: //zooms with his new binoculars// oh yes,, such sculpted appearance and yet so gentle. perfect grip size. bouncy. soft to the touch; finer than silk even. what an ass. truly iconic

Ahriana: I picked those out for you to birdwatch, not stare at my butt all day

Kristopher: excuse u miss,, these are not limited to only birds. they're for sightseeing, and right now I'm tryna see some fuckin sights

Ahriana: *inhale* you know whAT—

Kristopher: am i not allowed to?

Ahriana: ...well i mean,, guess i don't have a strong dislike towards it,,,,,,

Kristopher: ahA!! CASE CLOSED

Ahriana: *sighs eternally*

***

Bartender!Ry: so how's your night goin

Mafia!Kain: never better lmao

Promptly 12 secs. later:

Mafia!Kain, whispering: don't make eye contact

Bartender!Ry: just know that you're paying for the damage goddamnit

Mafia!Kain: you know I always do so hush it

***

Ophelia: my goodness, adrian! how on earth did you even up in the nurse's office?!

Senior!Adri: there was mistletoe,,, and then there was kristi,,,,,,, and then i went bye bye

Ophelia: bye bye?

Senior!Adri: //slaps table to mimic how hard he hit the floor// buenas noches

***

Kristopher: have u seen ahri?? can't find her. I've looked everywhere

Shadana: ...

Shadana: //points @ kitchen cabinet// check there

Kristopher: why would she be—oh shit

Ahriana: *sleepy wave* heyyyy

Kristopher: we have a BED

Ahriana: it's not about where you sleep, it's the motion in the ocean

Kristopher: ?¿? that's incorrect but okay