Shadana: so like, i made you a cake

Togquos: ...for what

Shadana: cause u nice to me,, 1/3 of the time

Togquos: that isn't a lot, i hope you understand that

Shadana: i do. i also understand that there is my sweet sweet love and appreciation embedded into all three big ass layers of this strawberry cream cake and if you don't accept it i will have to eat this entire thing while being very sad and i look very very ugly when i cry-eat

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Kain: jfc ry why are ur legs so cold

Rylo: ??? those aren't my legs

Kain: //eyes open// ..then who the f—

Niak: *pops out from under the covers between them* o shit my bad

Kain: why are you IN here

Niak: do u know what it's like to sleep in a mirror?? bitch it's freezing. quit hoggin the blanket

Kain: quit touchin my ass

Niak: I AINT TOUCHING YOUR ASS THIS TIME

Kain: RYLO??

Rylo: I'M ALL THE WAY OVER HERE HOW WOULD I EVEN DO THAT

Kingsley: *fake ass yawn* man. am i tired. could use another pillow or two

Harumind: //quietly slides over one of the throw pillows// uwu

Kain: when'd you get here¿

Harumind: i arrived before you all did actually

Togquos: how are you all fitting in my bed. more importantly, why are you here in the first place

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Grump!Togs: wait—oh, I have to collect the coins?

Grump!Kain, hopped up on meds: yeah of course y'do,,, ya stupid fuckin bastard

Grump!Togs: WOW

Grump!Kain: uh. merry christmas :) is what i meant to say :))))

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NP!Shadz: Christmas isn't about making money!!

Shadana: ...

Shadana: y'know somethin? U right

NP!Shadz: exactly!

Shadana: it's about making a LOT of money

NP!Shadz: nO

Shadana: TO THE STRIP CLUB

NP!Shadz: I BEG YOUR PARDON

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Kristopher: sweeeeetie? you okay?

Possessed!Ahri: *head turns 180°* i feel fine, krissy. never better. :)

Kristopher: //whisper// has she always been able to do that

Shadana: absolutely not

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Adrian: one

Kain: ✌🏽

Adrian: two

Harumind: !!!

Adrian: three

Niak: *shoveling croissants in his mouth*

Adrian: four

Cyridez: 👀

Adrian: how many demons are in my store?? I knoWWW YOU'RE STEALING—

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Human!Kris: mAN NOTHING'S EVEN HAPPENED YET

Human!Kris: this demon summoning whatnot is pure bullsh—

Succubus!Ahri: why hello there handsome

Human!Kris: demon summoning Is Cool and Good

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Nemesis: hey everyone, today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down

Nemesis: //holds up a picture of Kain with a big red X on his face// the benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less—

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Human!Kyle: bro can you explain why we're out at the beach so fuckin late

Human!Rylo: well uh--

Mer!Kain: //pops out from under the water// !!! Lolo!!!!!!!

Human!Kyle: ...

Human!Rylo: ...

Human!Kyle: ocean man, taKE HIM BY THE HAND

Human!Rylo: QUIT PUSHING ME—

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Senior!Ahri: SOMEONE'S BEEN FOUND DEAD AT PROM

Senior!Y!Kris: hah, well, there's no need to panic at the disco!

Senior!Ahri: *squints*

Senior!Y!Kris: hm? :)

Senior!Ahri: what did you do

Senior!Y!Kris: took out the trash 8)

Senior!Ahri: krISTOPHER—

Senior!Y!Kris: man this punch is tasty amirite