Prof!Kain: THE BELL DOESN'T DISMISS YOU, I DO
Prof!Kain: ...
Prof!Kain: nevermind you all smell get the fuck outta my room GO
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Kain: anyone who wouldn't become a cyborg is a fucking idiot
Nemesis: yeah, say that after someone hacks into your balls
Adrian:
Adrian: why would your balls be linked to WiFi?
Kain: sO I CAN CONNECT TO THE INTERNUT
Nigel: nICE ONE
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Adrian: whH,,,, where am I¿¿
Kain: welcome to hell, Drizzy
Adrian: W H A T
Kain: issa joke bro u just fell asleep in the backyard again lmao
Adrian: gHH DON'T PULL THAT SHIT
Kain: wait a min. why were you even worried??
Adrian: ...
Kain: ...
Adrian: ////abracagetthefuckout
Kain: AY NAH GET BACK HERE—
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Teen!Ahri: ew, looks like Brittany has a new date or whatever
Teen!Shadz: //turns to the camera// how interesting
Teen!Ahri: ...where are you looking
Teen!Shadz: oh nowhere just zonin
Teen!Shadz: *turns back to hunch over and cackle maliciously*
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Bartender!Ry: um... shouldn't someone get him down from there?
Waiter!Kain: who, Dri? Oh, we just let him do karaoke til he passes out
Drunk!Showman!Adri, on the floor:
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Waiter!Kain: there he goes
Drunk!Showman!Adri: MY SWEET KRISSANT,,,, PLS CALL BACK SOON BABY ILY
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Mafia!Shadz: Y'KNOW WHAT? I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT! YOU'RE FIRED!
Mafia!Haru: ...
Gang!Lady: uh... you seem a bit too calm,,,,,,, you gonna be okay?
Mafia!Haru: oh yeah I'm fine. The boss doesn't mean it, she does this every other week tbh
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Mafia!Shadz, on the phone approx. 2 mins after she left: Hrrumn pls,,, im sorru I yeldld ur thbest pls come home,,;,;, bring fudge
Mafia!Haru: *sigh* will do, miss
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Kristi: uh,,, when you said you were 'magical in bed' this isn't exactly what I exp—
Adrian: *makes an 8 of hearts levitate* IS THIS YOUR CARD?
Kristi: ////naNI
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Senior!Ahri: me? oh no, i don't think anybody would be interested in me
Senior!Kris: *quickly folds up the song he wrote about her thighs* u shouldn't say those kinda things I mean like u never know
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Ophelia: kainey sweetie come down for a second!!!
Kain: //slides down the stairs// aw jeez ma whaddya want now
Ophelia: don't you "aw jeez ma" me, i said get down here
Kain: ...
Kain: *sighs as he squats to her height*
Ophelia: thank you //head pap// need you to do the dishes
Kain: mhm
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Corrupt!Kain: we must destroy everyone on this planet
Corrupt!Haru: NO!!!!!!
Corrupt!Kain: mm. fine
Corrupt!Haru: /////sigh
Corrupt!Kain: WE'LL ENSLAVE THEM AND RUIN THEIR LIVES FOR MY AMUSEMENT INSTEAD
Corrupt!Haru: THAT'S NOT GOOD EITHER™
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Corrupt!Shadz: tell me, runt, what exactly makes you think I won't slash you to pieces like the ones before you?
Guardian!Ahri: ...
Guardian!Ahri: 👏🖐👋 BOI
Corrupt!Shadz:
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Tiny!Togs: oh. oh no.
Shadana: *SQUEE*
Tiny!Togs: nonononO GO AWAY PUT ME DOWN
Shadana: IM GONNA DRESS YA UP N THEN IM GONNA FIX YOUR HAIR AND THEN I'LL DO YOUR MAKEUP AND--
Shadana: *gasp* and then we're gonna get food and cuddle
Tiny!Togs: ...that doesn't sound too bad actually
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Kain: home alone 2 is the only home alone movie that matters and if you don't think so you can get the FUCK out
Niak: is it cause it's in New York?
Kain: WELL OBVIOUSLY THE BEST ONE'S IN NEW YORK, YOU NINNY
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Shadana: c'mon sis don't be like that!! we're friends, amirite?
Ahriana: ...
Shadana: ...
Ahriana: :)
Shadana: :D !!
Ahriana: *slams door*
Shadana: THAT'S PRETTY FUCKED, MY GUY
***
Mafia!Ahri, getting arrested: I NEVER WENT HERE????? I DUNNO HOW THE FUCK MY PRINTS ARE ON THE TABLE, BUT I AINT DO SHIT LIKE SOMEBODY'S FRAMING ME I S W E A R
Mafia!Annie: wow. who would ever do such a terrible thing?
Mafia!Ahri >8O
Mafia!Annie: sounds like you've been hit by a smooth criminal
Mafia!Ahri: OHHHH YOU DIRTY BITCH—
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NP!Shadz: we've only gotten closer
Shadana: it is HALLOWEEN LEAVE ME ALONE
NP!Shadz: RINGALINGALINGADINGDONGDING
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Tiny!Ahri: !!! oH GOSH
Kristopher: huh.
Kristopher: I've seen enough macro porn to know where this is going
Tiny!Ahri: macro WHAT
Kristopher: 👀 nothin bby
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Ahriana: oh my GOD i cannot SLEEP
Nemesis: sorry to hear bout that but since ur up you can help me w–
Ahriana: ssnnnnzzzzz
Nemesis: W O W
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Succubus!Shadz: ...
Human!Togs: ... *cough*
Succubus!Shadz: ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES
Human!Togs: WHY HAVENT YOU LEFT YET
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Shadana: *turns invisible*
Shadana: //smorches toggo
Togquos: the FUCK
Shadana: *snuggles into his lap*
Togquos: ¿?¿
Shadana: huhuhu
Togquos: wh-- oh
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Mafia!Nem: you're a egotistical shithead with no other qualities besides your muscles
Mafia!Kain: lmao tru
Mafia!Ophelia: *angry nose poke* been gettin into trouble, haven't cha, you SLIPPERY boy?
Mafia!Kain:
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Ahriana: yes,,,, my soft, sweet lil honey bear
Kristopher: ??? pretty sure I'm a good two feet taller than you
Ahriana: //face pap// misunderstood mini spice roll
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Hunter!Dani: ah. what a relaxing swim. absolutely nothing could disturb--
Mer!Kain: owo
Hunter!Dani: [YELPS™]
~
Mer!Kain: ///excited flappy tail///
Hunter!Dani: stop being cute goddamnit I have to leave
Mer!Kain:(◞‸◟)
Hunter!Dani: ...ok maybe I can stay a little while longer
***
Nigel: yoooo split that fruit by the foot bro
Kain: get a JOB
Nigel: bruh
Kain: it's capitalism, my guy
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