This is a conversation between a girl and 911 operator.

911 operator: 911? What's your emergency?

a girl: I accidentally ate my fish

911 operator: Um

a girl: now its swimming in my stomach

911 operator: Well, um

911 operator: You should see a doctor?

a girl: I need an ambulance

911 operator: Okay, but there is a large fee for that

a girl: eh I'll just swallow some knives. that'll kill it

a girl has left the conversation.

I'M VERY CONCERNED!

AND WITH THAT,

Ms. Cupcake OUT!