So I went to the beach, made a crab friend and saw a dead seal-

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Me: *fascinated by crab* *will only pay attention to le crab* oi, Katsuki, I know u don't rlly like snails but what abt crabs? *pokes crab*
Bakugo: what kind of stupid question is that?
Me: ...its a normal question *giggling bc crab is tickling meh by walking*
Bakugo: then let me ask u a question. Is that crab better than me?
Me: the hell is that supposed to mean?
Bakugo: bc if it's better than me, I obviously don't like it! *glaring at crab*
Me: pfft- petty...
Bakugo: WHAT DID YOU SAY, DUMBASS?!
Me: I said that's fucking petty *sputtering while trying to put down the crab* what if I said the crab was better than you?
Bakugo: I'LL KILL IT! SHINE!
Me: *laughing uncontrollably* You're so damn cute, ya know that?! But the crab's cuter...
Bakugo: *loud laughter*
Me: *snickering* why are you laughing??
Bakugo: BECAUSE THAT'S SUCH A BAD LIE AND YOU KNOW IT!! No way is an animal better or cuter than me to you! Don't try to deny it
Me: *chokes on my spit* so you admit ur cute?
Bakugo: I'M COOL NOT CUTE!! But for some reason, you can't help but think I'm cute
Me: BECAUSE YOU ARE!! *pinches his cheeks* you're too adorable for my heart...
Bakugo: I'M NOT CUTE! SHINE!! *tickles me to get out of my grasp and render me powerless* *makes both of us fall into the ankle-deep water* the only thing cute around here is ur face when it gets all heated up from embarrassment!
Me: S-SHUT UP! THIS ISN'T FAIR!! *struggles to get out of his grasp* stop looking so smug! *glares*
Bakugo: why~ it's not like I don't have a right when u start acting like a damn tsundere
Me: sbahajqjjwjaab SHUSH YOU! *already redder than a tomato* I SHOULD BE TEASING YOU, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!
Bakugo: Its finally time I turned the tables. You can't beat me in this game
Me: then how did I do it so many times before? Your skin is more pale than mine by miles. I have definetly seen you blush~
Bakugo: NO U HAVEN'T! QUIT LYING
Me: *giggles* you're the real liar
Bakugo: Talk talk talk all you want. No way I'm believing you're more honest than me
Me: *eye rolls* maybe not but gotta respect that
Bakugo: like I'd respect a liar as big as you
Me: that's quite obvious, looking at this position *raises an eyebrow*
Bakugo: *Now realizing he's still pinning me to the ground* SHUT UP *gets off* NOW STOP PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO THE CRAB THAN ANYTHING ELSE
Me: WAS THAT WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT?!
Bakugo: NO BUT THE CRAB IS ANNOYING *incoherent yelling about how much I already ignore him*
Me: * ignoring him to find more crabs*
Bakugo: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, AXEL!! QUIT IGNORING ME
Me: sorry, I wasn't listening. What did you say?
Bakugo: *intense eye twitching* *abt to kill the poor crab*
Me: hands off, explosion boy *puts down crab*
Bakugo: *proceeds to drag me out of the water* THE CRABS DON'T NEED YOUR CLINGINESS, BAKA
Me: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRAG ME *jumps on his back* much better mode of transport...
Bakugo: OI! GET OFF ME!! SHINE *proceeds to try and throw me off*
Me: *not letting go* I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOU
Bakugo: NOT LIKE THIS, YOU IDIOT!!!
Me: *maneuvers to get in front of him* *is now hanging onto his neck* you love it
Bakugo: WHO SAID I DID?! LET GO!
Me: NO *wraps legs around his torso* *is stuck to him like glue* I WANNA BE HELD, OKAY?!
Bakugo: * intense screaming* *ends up just sitting down and holding me there*
Me: this is comfortable
Bakugo: SHUT UP, I KNOW!
Me: *trying not to laugh* *lands a kiss on his cheek*
Bakugo: *looks at me with a scowl* you're such a kid...
Me: like ur any different *scratches his head* but you know, if I was all grown up like I'm "supposed" to be, I wouldn't have any fun. What have i told you about living in the present? (In my head, I dove down and gave him some seriously comforting talk that made me cry)
Bakugo: *grunts* the past is history, the present is opportunity, the future is a mystery
Me: exactly. And the present is also opportunity to have fun and just let go. Why do u think I'm so chill most of the time?
Bakugo: what do you mean? Ur not chill all the time
Me: D.I.D. is a bitch *wink* not to mention, things get stressful. There's a time and place for everything
Bakugo: STOP TELLING ME THINGS I ALREADY KNOW
Me: then you should know that the time to smile is now and the place is right fucking here
Bakugo: smile??!
Me: I wanna see your smile... is that a crime?
Bakugo: heh *smirks* haven't you seen me smile more than enough today?
Me: *rearranges the smirk* a genuine one. Like when you first saw Kota-kun
Bakugo: *smacks my hands away* don't know what ur talking abt
Me: * eye rolls* fine. Play dumb *rests head on his shoulder in tiredness*
Bakugo: oi, we still gotta get to the car
Me: then carry meeeeee *yawns* I want sleep... *already kinda dozing off*
Bakugo: *grunts but leaves me alone* *later looks at me and actually smiles* idiot...
Me: *opens one eye ever so slightly to see his smile* *can now fall asleep happy*