Imagine you had an oc named, Bitch:

Me: *shows person a picture of my oc*
Person: Is this you?
Me: No. It's my oc, Bitch.
Person: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH?!
Me: No, I said she's Bitch.
Person: SO I AM A BITCH?!?
Me: NO, MOTHERFUCKER! HER NAME IS BITCH!
Person: WHO?!
Me: *takes picture from person and shows it to them*
Person: So, you're the bitch?
Me: Yes... I'm really a dog.

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