There was no one at home everyone had gone to Delhi for 2 days in their relatives wedding.....Shiva raavi and shivi couldn't gone as shivi wasn't well but raavish wanted to go with everyone so he pleaded a lot then raavi agreed.....

In evening..... Shiva and raavi came in room with a plate of chocolate sandwich....Shiva and raavi looked at shivi who was sitting on the bed folding her hands with her small nose fully red because of angry.....

Shiva : dekh tho isse kaise nak Fula kar baithi hai....ek number ki nautanki hai bilkul tere pe gyi hai....

Raavi : haw!!!! Mai nautanki hu???

Shiva : puch rhi hai ya bata rhi hai...??

Raavi : chup kar bhotnath waise tho din bhar meri beti meri beti karta rheta hai aur ab wo meri beti hogyi??

Shiva : meri he beti hai par bhul mat wo teri bhi beti hai....chal ab meri priceness ko manane... subhe se mere bachi aise he baithi hai bina kuch khaye.....sab tere wajha se....gadhedi...

Raavi : mujhe q bol rha hai maine kya kiya??

Shiva : Kya zarurat thi raavish ko bhejne ki......agar raavish bhi hamare sath hota yaha tho meri priceness ko itna akela feel nhi hota....

Raavi : Shiva maine tho kitna mana kiya tha par wo roye ja rha tha isliye sabne kaha usse jane du.....

Shiva : gadhedi.....chal ab meri priceness ko manate hai.....

(Shiva and raavi go and sit on the bed.....Shiva takes shivi in his lap but shivi quickly gets up and sits on her place back.....Shiva and raavi look at eachother)

Shiva : meri priceness naraz hai abhi bhi??

(Shivi makes a angry pout)

Raavi : dekho mumma shivi k liye uske favourite chocolate sandwich layi hai....

(Shivi looks at the sandwich wanting to eat but then she ignores)

Shivi : shivi bhotnath aur chipchipi se katti hai.......

(Shiva giggles at her cute antics)

Raavi : baby chipchipi nhi chipkali hota hai.....

Shiva : (teasing) waise chipchipi bhi acha naam hai....kya bolti hai chipkali??

Raavi : chup kar bandar kahi ka....

Shivi : (cutely) mujhe baat nhi karni apse...

Shiva : (pulling her cheeks) gusse mai bhi meri priceness kitni cute lagti hai....

Shivi : no papa katti hu mai.....

Raavi : baby gussa mat karo na....apni Tabet thik nhi thi isliye hum nhi ja paye.....

Shiva : par next time hum pakka chalenge....

Shivi : papa ap every time aise he bolte ho aur fir nhi le k jate ho....

Raavi : dekha ab tho teri priceness ko bhi pata chal gya hai tu humhe ghumhane nhi le jata.....

Shiva : aa gadhedi chup kar na....yaha mai usse manane ki khoshish kar rha hu aur tu hai ki aag mai aur ghee dal rhi hai.....

Shivi : matlab?? Kya bol rhe ho papa?? Aag ghee??

Shiva : kuch nhi bacha.....

Raavi : baby sandwich khalo fir tumhe medicine bhi lene hai na....??

Shivi : no....mujhe nhi khani....katti...katti...katti....(showing her little finger) karo katti....

(Shiva shows her his two fingers)

Shiva : karo batti....

(Shivi turns around fully showing her back)

Raavi : Shivi beta aisa nhi karte....

Shiva : raavi mujhe lagta hai shivi humse naraz hai wo tere hath ka bana chocolate sandwich nhi khayegi....tu ek kaam kar tu meri godi mai baith mai tujhe apne hatho se khilata hu chocolate sandwich.....

Raavi : Shiva kya hai tujhe?? Yaha meri bachi naraz hoke baithi aur tujhe romance sujh rha hai....gadheda....

Shiva : Abe gadhedi....romance karne nhi bula rha hu....

Raavi : fir q godi mai bula rha hai??

Shiva : tu bas aa fir dekh....

(Raavi nods ok)

Shiva : shivi ap nhi arhe ho na godi....?? (Shivi doesn't speak) raavi lagta hai wo naraz hai ab bhi..... ek kaam kar tu aaja godi...

Raavi : ha aati hu.....

(Before raavi could stand shivi comes and sits on Shiva's lap....Shiva kissed her head)

Shivi : mere papa hai mai he godi baithunagi....

Raavi : (laughs) ha meri nani maa apke he papa hai....le Shiva khila de usse mere hath se tho khayegi nhi madam....

(Shiva feeds shivi sandwich)

Shivi : (whispers in Shiva's ear) hum ghumi ghumi karne jayenge....??

Raavi : koi zarurat nhi hai ghumi ghumi karne Jane ki....aaye badi nautanki....

Shivi : maine papa k ears mai bola apne kaise sunna??

Raavi : itna zor se bolegi tho sunungi he na....??

Shiva : aa gadhedi kya problem hai tujhe....?? Ek tho meri priceness ko sab chod k shadi mai chale gyi aur ab usse ghumne jana hai tho tu mana kar rhi hai.....tujhe nhi aana tho mat aa mai ja rha hu meri beti ko ghumane.....jao shivi ap ready ho k aao fir hum chalte hai.....

Shivi : uff off papa....abhi nhi raat ko jana hai......

(Shiva looks at raavi)

Raavi : isliye mana kar rhi thi.... ache se janti hu ye nautanki ko din bhar is ghumna nhi hota hai raat ko madam ko maza aata hai....

Shiva : tu he bigad rhi hai usse....tu he bolte rhete hai raat ko long drive pe chalte hai.....tujhse he sikh rhi hai wo sab gadhedi....

Raavi : (innocently) Shiva meri baat alag hai mujhe raat mai ghumna pasand hai tu janta hai na...

Shivi : mujhe bhi....

Shiva : baby raat ko nhi ja sakte apni Tabet thik nhi hai na....?? Aur raat ko thand bhi hoti hai tho apko thand lag jayegi....

Shivi : papa plz....(makes a puppy face with a cute pout) plz plz bhotnath plz....

(Raavi looks at shiva)

Shiva : kya ??ghur kya rhi hai?? Sab teri he galti hai.... chipkali...

Raavi : (cutely) maine kya kiya abhi??

Shiva : tu bhi yahi krti hai jab mai kisi chiz k liye mana krta hu tho aur ye bhi tujhse he sikh rhi hai....gadhedi....

Raavi : Shiva tu na bhot bura hai.....

Shiva : tu tho jaise duniya ki sabse achi aurat hai??

Raavi : kya kaha tune?? Aurat?? Tujhe mai aurat lagti hu?? Shiva bhul mat mai Somnath ki sabse sundar ladki hu.....

Shiva : mami ki bhen ki beti tu bhul mat tu ab 2 bacho ki maa bhi hai.... isliye ab wo ladki hata k aurat lagna shuru kar de....Somnath ki sabse sundar aurat....
(Shivi giggles)

Raavi : (annoyed) agar mai aurat hu tho tu bhi bhul mat tu bhi 2 bacho ka baap hai tho tu Somnath ka sabse bura admi hai jo apni biwi ko pareshan karta hai....

Shiva : thik hai bol mujhe koi problem nhi hai...

Raavi : mai na tujhse baat he nhi karne wali..... hamesha mujhe pareshan karte rheta hai....mai ja rhi hu....

Shiva : ha tho ja mana kisne kiya hai....

Raavi : mai sach mai chali jaungi....

Shiva : ha ja bye...

(Raavi gets irritated and goes in angaan....Shiva makes shivi sleep)

Shiva : ab ap thodi der rest karlo mai apki mumma ko mana k aata hu....

Shivi : warna apki danka lag jayegi na....

Shiva : danka nhi meri maa Lanka hota hai wo....ab soja chal....

(Shivi sleeps and Shiva goes out)