BAKUGOU X MINETA SMUT

   Everyone's favorite angry, blonde spiky boy Bakugou and least favorite pervy, purple haired boy Mineta had been in a very serious, secret,  relationship for about four months now. It wasn't quite a secret to anyone within a 50 mile radius of the two. Especially when they would "sneak" off to angry boy's room and start blasting Love by Keisha Cole trying to drown out the obnoxiously loud moans and screams coming from behind Bakugou's locked door. They were usually careful of Mineta's sticky hair balls but this time since basically no one was in the dorm rooms..let's say things were getting a..tad bit wild in there.

"S-shit Daddy, at this rate I'll come every- ah- where, without you even touching me." Mineta groaned, dangaling from the ceiling. A small feather tipped vibrator systematically brushed against the tip of his 4 incher. 

"Shut up, Daddy's busy." Katsuki growled, he hovered over a textbook studying furiously. Ignoring his obvious hard-on, he loved Mineta but beating in everything Deku was much more important. Silence fillied the room five minutes passed before Mineta started bucking his hips and groaning slightly louder than before. The sound of his  needy submissive made Katsuki want to come right then and there but he held on, continuing to study and ignore poor Mineta. Not even five seconds later.

"PLEASE DADDY FUCK ME, FUCK ME HARD PLEASE, LET ME COME PLEASE PLEASE." Mineta screeched.

Katsuki groaned audibly, "Goddammit Mineta your going to make Daddy come."

Katsuki quickly got up and untied Mineta who sat with his mouth open, waiting. One thing about Mineta was that he loved having his throat fucked. Katsuki unbuckled his pants and kicked his boxer off, forcefully shoving his 10" dick down Mineta's warm wet cavern and thrusting wildly. Getting harder and harder with every gag he received from his submissive. He only slowed down when Mineta placed a hand on his lower abdomen.

"Wet me muc it (let me suck it), bwease (please)." Mineta mumbled around Katsuki's member.
Katsuki grumbled in response resting his hands on the back of his neck. Mineta egarly took the whole shaft down his throat no trouble. Watching his purple haired submissive suck and choke on his dick was always the best intricate patterns on his dick with his tongue as he went up and down Katsuki's shaft.

"Fuck~ Mineta." Katsuki moaned a slightly high pitched moan, meaning he was close. That turned Mineta on even more, he sucked Bakugou off harder.

Mineta moaned sending vibrations down Katsuki's member, then Katsuki started mouth fucking Mineta. Bakugou went way to deep getting his abdomen stuck to Mineta's sticky balls. Katsuki's eyes rolled to the back of his head and his mouth was open in a silent moan as he came harder than he ever had  before so hard in fact hit was shooting out of Mineta's nose. Mineta came too, staining  the bedsheets under him and fainting, hairball still stuck to his head and Bakugou's abdomen.

"Eh? What the fuck?" Bakugou panted confusion lacing  his irritated tone. He  tried to pull Mineta away from his stomach but he wasn't budging. Bakugou then noticed the seemingly innocent purple hairball stuck to his abdomen. A wave of parazlyzing fear washed over Bakugou. What was  he supposed to do!?
"Shit, shit, shit, this is no good..." Bakugou muttered nervously trying to gently shake Mineta back to conciousness. When Mineta realized the situation he paniced and passed out again. Katsuki wanted to choke him. After 15 minutes of fiddling around trying to get them apart Bakugou found a way but he was goint to need another person. Who was he going to call? Someone he didn't  mind seeing him or Mineta but naked only dressed in cum or seeing the various used sex toys around the room, or having  to explain this all too. Only one person came to mind, Katsuki shamefully grabbed his phone and dialed the number.

"Bakubro! What's  up!?"Kiri's overly happy voice rang through Bakugou's mind before he answered.

"H-hey Kiri, come to my dorm alone please I need your help." Bakugou answered sheepishly.

Silence filled the line before Kirishima finally answered. "Alright I'll  be at your dorm soon open the door." He answered seriously. The call ended before Katsuki could say he had nothing to worry about. Less than 3 minutes later Kirishima came busting through his door, locking  it behind him.

"So Katsuki, what's  wrong." Kiri more demanding than asking ignoring the toys and Kachaans naked ass.
Embarrassed Katsuki turned around  to show off the Mineta stuck to his stomach. Kirishima stood there staring with his jaw on the floor. Bakugou sighed heavily, waiting for the laughter. Kirishima broke out in silent fits of laughter tearing up slightly.

Katsuki growled "THIS IS SERIOUS!"

"Okay, okay i'll help. I will bro!" Without listening to Bakugou's Kirishima walked up to Mineta's backside and ripped him off of Bakugou's stomach.

A shrill scream ripped through the campus, "FUCKING  HELL KIRISHIMA THAT WASN'T  APART OF THE PLAN."

"Opps." Eijirou tossed Mineta to the side and examined Bakugou's bleeding abdomen. "Ooh that looks bad.."

Small sparks flew out of Bakugou's hands, as he growled at Kirishima. "Kiri..SHIMMAAA!" Bakugou pounced on Kirishima and set off fast small explosions into the red-heads midsection.

"I'M SORRY!!" Kirishima cried.

Aizawa who had been downstairs listening to everything made a point to call recovery girl to let her know she would be having a couple visitors soon.

After 45 minutes of Bakugou yelling at Kirishima, Kiri crying and Mineta sleeping,  they both  decided to go to recovery girl to get healed.

Sitting in her office sucking on candies they  had come up with a perfect excuse when she asked what happened. They were training with Mineta and two of the balls got stuck to their abdomen, Bakugou got mad and knocked Mineta out then they ripped the balls off and got hurt. Seemless right? Would have been if she hadn't  heard them fucking.

-the end-