Angelo: *staring adoringly at Chris* Lucyyyy, I really want to fuck him~

Lucifer: *writing away* Angie, we talked about this.

Angelo: *pouts* I knoooooow.

Lucifer: Besides... pretty sure he hates us. *looks over at him*

Chris: *rocking Faz in his arms*

Lucifer: *smiles softly* He's stupidly hot.

Angelo: Right?! How can someone be so hot! *looks at him again*

Woman: *walks up to Chris, blushing*

Chris: *greets her*

Angelo: *growls unhappily* Who's that, Bitch?!

Lucifer: *shrugs* I dunno.

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Angelo: *smirks* I found out who that Bitch is. *holds up a file*

Lucifer: Oh?

Angelo: *nods* And it turns out, she's married. *smirks* How would she feel if her husband.. oh I don't know.. cheated on her?

Lucifer: *chuckles* Are you doing, what I think you're doing?

Angelo: *smirks* This'll teach that, Bitch, to not mess with our sexy daycare babysitter!

Lucifer: *laughs* Did she already find out?

Angelo: *smiles* She should find out in about 1 hour. Pictures, lipstick stains- the whole shebang.

Lucifer: *tsks* Without me?

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Chris: *looking around* Huh. Whatever happened to Jessie?

Jamey: *playing with his blocks* Jessie's Mom killed herself because she found out her husband was cheating on her. *stacks a block* Jessie had to move away with his dad.

Chris: *stares horrified at Jamey* How do you know this?

Jamey: *stacks another block* Mom and Dad were talking about it.

Chris: In front of you??

Jamey: *looks up at him* Well yeah, but they were the ones that-

Angelo: *knocks on the door* Knock! Knock!~

Chris: *looks over* Oh. Speaking off which, there's your mom.

Jamey: *gets up* At least this time they didn't forget about me. *brushes himself off*

Chris: Aw, Jamey. They would never. *picks him up*

Jamey: *looks at him* I blame that on you. *lays his head on his shoulder* You're handsome.

Chris: ... what?