Remember that Sugar Daddy Au?
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Felix: *talking to Jerry* You call it upgrade. I call it a downgrade.

Faz: *rocks back and forth on his feet* Whatcha two talkin' bout?

Jerry: Cock warming.

Felix: It's a downgrade!

Jerry: *huffs* It's an upgrade. We should feel proud to even get a taste.

Felix: We're worth more then that! *points at himself* I'm more worth then that! I hold actually Value!!

Jerry: *crosses arms* Mmhm, that's why Tyler's at home sucking your daddy's big dick while you're out here. Stuck with me, at the mall, with sir, fluff's-a-lot over there. *shoves his thumb towards Faz's direction*

Faz: *makes a wounded noise* Hey..

Felix: *pushes him* Shut up! You don't know shit!

Jerry: *shoves him back* At least I'm the only one!

Felix: *grabs him and pushes him down onto the ground* At least I didn't bounce around like a ball!!

Faz: *squeaks* Guys!

Jerry: *smacks his face and flips them over* At least I wasn't in a divorce!!

Felix: *pulls at his hair* You bitch- *growls out* At least I wasn't used as a public toilet.

Faz: Oh god. *covers his face*

Jerry: *pushes him off before rolling up his sleeves* I'm gonna fuck you up so bad-

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Jamey: So how was the trip to the mall?

Faz: *puts a single bag down by the door before hugging him and smiles* Just terrible.

Jamey: Oh. *pets him*

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I can just imagine Jerry and Feliz getting into cat fights on who gets spoiled more. Or who has the most sex! Like a competitive rivalry