Max: Hey, babe. Check this out. *trying to balance a book on his finger*

Jerry: Neat. *watching him*

Max: I know right? It's pretty cool.

Jerry: *looks at him* I'm gonna eat you one day.

Max: *drops the book* What?

Jerry: One day, I'll eat you. *leans in close* And you will be delicious.

Max: *jumps back* Stop scaring me!!

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Jerry: B.L.T *grins* Bacon Lettuce and Tomato. Now we make a B.L.M.T!

Max: *chuckles nervously* What is that?

Jerry: Bacon. Lettuce. Max and tomatoes! *grins*

Max: *laughs a bit nervously* You can't fit me in a sandwich.

Jerry: I can if I try hard enough!! *getting ready to pounce him*

Max: *notices and runs away immediately*

Jerry: Hey! *chases him*

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Amelio: *watching Shadow*

Shadow: *doing his homework*

Amelio: *tilts his head a bit, admiring him*

Shadow: Amelio. If you're trying to cheat off me, it won't work. *glances at him*

Amelio: Hm? Oh! No, I was just... watching.. you. *beams*

Shadow: Ah. *continues working* Good to know you aren't cheating off of me.

Amelio: *hums in acknowledgment before grinning* Damn, You're looking pretty tasty right now.

Shadow: *groans* No. You are not giving me a blowjob.

Amelio: BJ? No, you are looking really delectable!

Shadow: *points at him* Handjobs are out too!

Amelio: *whines* I wanna eat you!

Shadow: oh. *turns back* Just make it quick so I can keep working.

Amelio: *blinks while processing what he said*

Shadow: ... *also processing what he said*

Amelio: *still processing*

Shadow: *eyes widened and jumps up*

Amelio: *jumps at Shadow's sudden movement*

Shadow: No! *points at him* Don't make me get the spray again! You are not eating me! You tried to eat my horn yesterday!

Amelio: *pouts* Not true...

Shadow: You tried to eat my shoulder this morning!

Amelio: No way! *crosses arms* You're imagining things!

Shadow: That's it! *walks off* I'm getting the spray!

Amelio: *gasps* Shadow no!!

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