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Oil: *flashes Olive a smile* You should totally kiss me.

Olive: *flicks his eraser at him* We're out in public.

Oil: *looks around the library* Oh yeah... why are we at a library?

Olive: *continues reading his book* You wanted to come with me.

Oil: Ugh! *crosses his arms* I wish I was coming with you.

Olive: *sighs* oh my god...

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Kenny: You know if I hadn't met you. I probably would have just married my brother. *lays his head against Kully's chest*

Kully: What?

Kenny: *hums thoughtfully* Yeah! My brother. He's a good provider.

Sully: *nods in agreement* I know what you mean.

Kenny: *snaps his fingers at him, grinning*

Kully: *stares at Sully*

Sully: What? *shrugs* I would've married you.

Kully: It's too early in the morning to process these feelings.

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Midkey: I agree. If you didn't accept Kenny, I would've tapped this. *pats Kenny's butt*

Kenny: *look at Kully expectingly*

Kully: Well I'll be damned. *scratches his head*

Midkey: *nods* Now if you'll excuse me. My husband gets needy. *walks out the room*

Kully: *nods* Okay.. okay..

Kenny: *hugs him* I hope this won't make you think less of me.

Kully: *laughs a bit* Nah. *kisses his cheek, hugging back* I'm just more surprised I guess.

Kenny: You don't hate me? Incest is banned in practically every country.

Kully: *deadpans* If God created us, technically we're all incest babies.

Kenny: *laughs* Which explains a lot about society!

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Joflix: *huffing*

Flinn: *pats his head* What's wrong?

Joflix: *slaps his hand* You forgot our anniversary!!

Flinn: *gasps* I did?

Joflix: *points at him* Yeah!!

Flinn: *covers his mouth* Oh my god. Our reservations!

Joflix: you!- What?

Flinn: *visibly concerned* I made reservations at our favorite restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. *sighs* It's gone to waste now!

Joflix: You... did? *checks his phone*

Flinn: Yeah! *huffs*

Joflix: *blushes lightly* Oh uh.. it looks like I misread the calendar. *shows his phone* It's actually a week from now.

Flinn: *smiles at him and leans in close* And what did we learn about blaming people without double checking first?

Joflix: *huffs* Dickhead.

Flinn: *grins* But I'm your dickhead! *pulls at his horn* Don't blame me again.

Joflix: *whines*

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Muddy: *hums, putting on her makeup*

Jared: *sneaks up behind her and wraps his arms around her*

Muddy: *squeaks and turns to face him* You almost made me smear my makeup!

Jared: *grins mischievously* I can think of other ways to smear your makeup~

Muddy: *scoffs* Naughty, Naughty!

Jared: *completely buries his face in her hair* Love you! Love you!

Muddy: *laughs softly* You're adorable.

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Charry: *hits the tennis ball*

Rage: *slithers out, catching it in their mouth*

Charry: Good boy. *pets them* Let's do that again.

Rage: *spits the ball out* No. Rage is Hungry. Let's go out.

Charry: *huffs* and try to eat dogs again?

Rage: *whistles innocently* Maybe.

Charry: No! You're eating chicken whether you like it or not!

Rage: *huffs*

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Charcoal: *tapping away at his computer*

Axel: *closes the laptop* What did we say about taking a break?

Charcoal: *pouts* But I need to finish my monthly reports.

Axel: Babe. *sighs* Don't you have a year to finish those? You already worked on the reports for this year!

Charcoal: *pouts* I just wanna be thorough..

Axel: *takes his laptop* Take. A. Break. Please.

Charcoal: *whines, but complies*

Axel: *kisses his forehead* Thank you.

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Flaz: Mel.

Mel: *looks at him*

Flaz: Oooh. Floating books! *points at the books in the air*

Mel: *deadpans* Tammy, stop enabling him.

Tammy: *makes themselves visible* Boooooring!

Flaz: He's such a boring bitch.

Tammy: I know!

Flaz: He's a smelly pussy too.

Tammy: Omg, so true!

Mel: *rolls his eyes and goes back to work*

Tammy: You know what we should do? *leans against him* We should make out and have sex!

Flaz: *gasps* On the couch! Right in front of him too!

Tammy: Hell yeah! *jumps him*

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