Kisses
Oil: *flashes Olive a smile* You should totally kiss me.
Olive: *flicks his eraser at him* We're out in public.
Oil: *looks around the library* Oh yeah... why are we at a library?
Olive: *continues reading his book* You wanted to come with me.
Oil: Ugh! *crosses his arms* I wish I was coming with you.
Olive: *sighs* oh my god...
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Kenny: You know if I hadn't met you. I probably would have just married my brother. *lays his head against Kully's chest*
Kully: What?
Kenny: *hums thoughtfully* Yeah! My brother. He's a good provider.
Sully: *nods in agreement* I know what you mean.
Kenny: *snaps his fingers at him, grinning*
Kully: *stares at Sully*
Sully: What? *shrugs* I would've married you.
Kully: It's too early in the morning to process these feelings.
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Midkey: I agree. If you didn't accept Kenny, I would've tapped this. *pats Kenny's butt*
Kenny: *look at Kully expectingly*
Kully: Well I'll be damned. *scratches his head*
Midkey: *nods* Now if you'll excuse me. My husband gets needy. *walks out the room*
Kully: *nods* Okay.. okay..
Kenny: *hugs him* I hope this won't make you think less of me.
Kully: *laughs a bit* Nah. *kisses his cheek, hugging back* I'm just more surprised I guess.
Kenny: You don't hate me? Incest is banned in practically every country.
Kully: *deadpans* If God created us, technically we're all incest babies.
Kenny: *laughs* Which explains a lot about society!
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Joflix: *huffing*
Flinn: *pats his head* What's wrong?
Joflix: *slaps his hand* You forgot our anniversary!!
Flinn: *gasps* I did?
Joflix: *points at him* Yeah!!
Flinn: *covers his mouth* Oh my god. Our reservations!
Joflix: you!- What?
Flinn: *visibly concerned* I made reservations at our favorite restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. *sighs* It's gone to waste now!
Joflix: You... did? *checks his phone*
Flinn: Yeah! *huffs*
Joflix: *blushes lightly* Oh uh.. it looks like I misread the calendar. *shows his phone* It's actually a week from now.
Flinn: *smiles at him and leans in close* And what did we learn about blaming people without double checking first?
Joflix: *huffs* Dickhead.
Flinn: *grins* But I'm your dickhead! *pulls at his horn* Don't blame me again.
Joflix: *whines*
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Muddy: *hums, putting on her makeup*
Jared: *sneaks up behind her and wraps his arms around her*
Muddy: *squeaks and turns to face him* You almost made me smear my makeup!
Jared: *grins mischievously* I can think of other ways to smear your makeup~
Muddy: *scoffs* Naughty, Naughty!
Jared: *completely buries his face in her hair* Love you! Love you!
Muddy: *laughs softly* You're adorable.
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Charry: *hits the tennis ball*
Rage: *slithers out, catching it in their mouth*
Charry: Good boy. *pets them* Let's do that again.
Rage: *spits the ball out* No. Rage is Hungry. Let's go out.
Charry: *huffs* and try to eat dogs again?
Rage: *whistles innocently* Maybe.
Charry: No! You're eating chicken whether you like it or not!
Rage: *huffs*
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Charcoal: *tapping away at his computer*
Axel: *closes the laptop* What did we say about taking a break?
Charcoal: *pouts* But I need to finish my monthly reports.
Axel: Babe. *sighs* Don't you have a year to finish those? You already worked on the reports for this year!
Charcoal: *pouts* I just wanna be thorough..
Axel: *takes his laptop* Take. A. Break. Please.
Charcoal: *whines, but complies*
Axel: *kisses his forehead* Thank you.
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Flaz: Mel.
Mel: *looks at him*
Flaz: Oooh. Floating books! *points at the books in the air*
Mel: *deadpans* Tammy, stop enabling him.
Tammy: *makes themselves visible* Boooooring!
Flaz: He's such a boring bitch.
Tammy: I know!
Flaz: He's a smelly pussy too.
Tammy: Omg, so true!
Mel: *rolls his eyes and goes back to work*
Tammy: You know what we should do? *leans against him* We should make out and have sex!
Flaz: *gasps* On the couch! Right in front of him too!
Tammy: Hell yeah! *jumps him*
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