I was re-reading some old stories and decided to bring this back
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Lucifer: This is your new puppy. *pushes Max's leash on Jamey*

Jamey: *deadpans at him* You've got to be kidding me.

Angelo: *pushes Lucifer* He's not a puppy! Well I mean he is- but he's more of a roomate!! *huffs*

Jamey: Oh. *looks at Max*

Max: *waves at him* Uh.. hi?

Jamey: *blinks and looks at Angelo* He talks.

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Jamey: *pushes him* Stop trying to get on my bed!

Max: *huffs, pushing him back* But I'm sleeping in your room!

Jamey: *growls* Dogs sleep on the floor!!

Max: But I'm a puppy! Plus mom says so!

Jamey: *groans* He's not your actual mom.

Max: so?!

Jamey: *shoves him off*

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Max: *putting on one of Jamey's shirts* Ha! *digs around more in Jamey's closet*

Jamey: *walking back from demon studies*

Max: *finds a box* Wha's this? *opens it and takes out a picture of a woman* huh?

Jamey: I'm home!! *slams the front door*

Max: *squeaks and puts everything back, starting to take off the shirt*

Jamey: *opens the door to his room* Max?!

Max: *gets the shirt stuck around his head* Fuck!

Jamey: *deadpans, looking at him*

Max: ... muffled: I know what it looks like. *points in his direction* It's not what you think

Jamey: *takes off his backpack and cracks his knuckles* What did I say about messing with my stuff?

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Max: *wags his tail, staring out the window*

Lucifer: *raises an eyebrow, making himself coffee* What's he doing?

Jamey: *shrugs, flipping through channels on the TV*

Lucifer: *crosses his arms* Shouldn't you know? He's your dog.

Jamey: *ignores him, watching a TV show*

Lucifer: *huffs, growling at him*

Jamey: *whistles*

Max: *perks up and jumps over to him excitedly*

Jamey: *pats the seat next to him*

Max: *gets on the couch and lays next to him*

Lucifer: Hey! No mutts on the couch!!

Jamey: *continues watching TV* Oh? But he's mine, not yours. I can do whatever I want with him.

Lucifer: *growls out, steaming* Angelo!! Come get your kid before I strangle him!!

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Jamey: *shoving Max out* Just give me 10 minutes.

Max: *whines* Why? I wanna be with you!

Jamey: *groans* Listen, I'm still a teenager. I'm still growing into my body and sometimes I need private time for something... specific. I'll be real quick, okay?

Max: *stares at him* ... but that still doesn't explain why I can't be in there with you!! *whines unhappily at him*

Jamey: Too bad. *slams the door, locking it*

Max: *whines and whimpers* Jamey!! *paws at the door, whining*

Jamey: Max, stop it!!

Max: *whimpers and droops, walking away*

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Max: *howling unhappily*

Angelo: *shows him treats* There there! It's okay! Jamey's still a growing boy, it makes sense to give him his privacy.

Max: *pushes his face in Angelo's chest, whining*

Angelo: *pets him* There, There.

Jerry: *jumps on Max's back* Doggy go!

Angelo: *gasps* Jerry! *pulls him off* Bad boy!

Max: *turns and looks at him*

Jerry: *huffs* What's the point in having a pet if I can't ride it? I wanna be a cowboy!!

Angelo: *rubs his temples* I have a dirty mind and I'm too tired to deal with you, right now. *sighs*

Jerry: *puffs out his face* Fine! *gets up and runs off*

Angelo: Wait!- *tsks at himself* Stupid!

Max: *tilts his head at him*

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Jerry: *throwing books on the ground*

Angelo: *looking around for him* Jerry?!

Jerry: *grabs Lucifer's spell book*

Angelo: *searching the bedrooms* Jerry?!

Jerry: *giggles, opening up a portal* If I can't have any fun here, then I'll go somewhere else! *jumps into it, giggling to himself*

Angelo: *checks the library* Jerry- *sees all the books on the ground* Lucy! Did you leave all your books on the floor again?! What if Jerry got into them?

Lucifer: *from the living room* What are you yelling at me for now, dude?!

Angelo: *huffs* Don't call me dude!!

Lucifer: Would you rather me call you woman?!

Angelo: *growls out* Just say Angie!!

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Jamey: *opens the door, stretching and shirtless* I feel better now.

Max: *pounces on him* Master!!

Jamey: *falls on the ground* Fuck! Max?! Master??

Max: *wags tail happily, licking all over his face*

Jamey: Max!! *grabs him*

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Jerry wanders off to the earthly realm and meets Felix while Max and Jamey bond more