Max: *kicks Jamey's leg* Hey!

Jamey: *huffs at him, sitting up* What?

Max: I'm hungry!

Jamey: *rolls his eyes and holds out his arm*

Max: *huffs* How come Faz gets the premo stuff? *grabs his arm*

Jamey: *raises an eyebrow* It's the same blood?

Max: So? You let him bite your neck. *bites down on his arm*

Jamey: You're acting like a child. *flicks his forehead*

Max: *whines at him, drinking up the blood*

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Faz: I'm gonna devour you!! *bites at Jamey's neck*

Jamey: *pushes his face away* No.

Faz: *whines* But I'm hungry!

Jamey: *huffs at him* Ask politely.

Faz: I wanna bite and drink your blood! *makes puppy eyes at him* Please!

Jamey: *pats his head before pulling down his shirt a bit* Go ahead.

Faz: *preens before biting down*

Jamey: *grunts a bit before bringing him closer*

Faz: *drinks it up happily*

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Jamey: *in front of his door* Soooo before you go in. I have to tell you something.

Jerry: *holding his luggage* Yes, I know you're gay.

Jamey: What? No- well yes I am, but that's not it.

Jerry: Okay?

Jamey: Listen- I...

Jerry: You have kids?

Jamey: no!

Jerry: You're married?

Jamey: What? No!

Jerry: Well what is it?! Are you having an affair and cheating on your soon-to-be husband?!

Jamey: *grabs him* Oh my god, Jerry!! I'm feeding Vampires!!

Jerry: What?

Jamey: I'm harboring vampires! Three- well actually it used to be three, *paces back and forth a bit* but then one met this guy and the guy was completely okay with the whole vampire thing-

Jerry: He got rizzed up?

Jamey: *stops and looks at him* What?

Jerry: He fell in love with the guy. He got rizzed up.

Jamey: ... I-I guess?

Jerry: Great! Now let me in your house before my arms give out! *motions towards his luggage*

Jamey: Wait- you're fine with the Vampires?

Jerry: *pouts* I don't caaaare!! *shoves him away and let's himself in* My arms are sore!!