Chris: *chirps*

Fern: *crawling away from him*

Chris: *chitters and stops him, pulling him into his lap*

Fern: *chitters back, wagging his tail*

Chris: *chirps at him, snuggling into him*

Dawn: *walks in* Daddy?

Chris: *looks at her and chirps happily*

Dawn: *gasps before running away* Noo!!

Chris: *chirps unhappily before getting up and chasing her*

Dawn: *giggles, running away* Papa!! Papa!!

Lucifer: *walks by, drinking coffee* Hm?

Dawn: *slams into him* Papa! Daddy's chasing me!

Lucifer: *grunts, holding his coffee cup away from him* Huh? *looks down the hallway*

Chris: *running towards them*

Fern: *chirps at them*

Lucifer: *deadpans* Fuck.

Dawn: *holds onto him* Fuck!

Chris: *crashes into them*

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Then coffee gets everywhere and Dawn goes into time-out corner for swearing.