Fern: *staring up at Chris*

Chris: *chittering happily at him*

Fern: *chitters softly back*

Chris: *preens and nuzzles into him*

Fern: *chirps*

Angelo: *cooes, watching them* So cute!

Dawn: *hiding behind Lucifer* As long as Fern is around, I don't have to worry about nothing! *claps her hands happily*

Lucifer: *smirks* not unless I tell him.

Dawn: *gasps* Papa, don't!

Angelo: *shoves Lucifer* Leave our baby alone, lucy!

Lucifer: *huffs* Buzzkills.

Dawn: *huffs back*

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Lucifer: Are you.. mocking me?

Fern: *makes a small noise, staring up at him*

Lucifer: Yeah? *squints at him* how'd you like a knuckle sandwich?

Fern: *cooes*

Lucifer: *pokes his nose* Take that!

Fern: *blinks at him*

Lucifer: *deadpans at him* Can you at least smile kid?

Fern: *stares at him before copying his expression*

Lucifer: *snorts* Ha-Ha! Very funny. *picks him up* You're a cheeky, bastard.

Fern: *cooes at him, wiggling around*

Lucifer: Hmm.. how does Chris make that weird sound again?

Fern: *chirps at him*

Lucifer: Hmm...

Chris: *pops his head into the room, chirping back*

Fern: *looks at Chris and holds his arms out, chirping at him*

Lucifer: Hey! I just got him back! *huffs at Chris*

Chris: *wags tail, grabbing Fern* You snooze, you lose. *chitters at him, giving him kisses*

Fern: *chitters back*

Lucifer: Jerk!