Max: Hey-

Kerry: *smacks him*

Max: Ow!

Kerry: That's for getting me pregnant! *grabs his shirt and pulls him into a kiss roughly*

Max: *surprised*

Kerry: *pulls away* That was for the good fuck!

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Evil Jerry: *smacking him with a newspaper* Bad dog! Bad dog!

Max: *whines blocking the hits*

Evil Jerry: *stops and huffs* It was a pretty good lay though.

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Wrong Jerry: Don't get me wrong, it was good.

Max: Okay...

Wrong Jerry: But I'll shove my foot so far up your ass if MY Max finds out about this.

Max: *gulps* Y-Yes sir!

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Rev.Jerry: You need to visit more often. *runs his fingers through his hair softly*

Max: I'll try. *kisses him softly and pulls away*

Rev.Jerry: oh yeah, thanks asshole for getting me pregnant again.

Max: *sticks tongue out at him*

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Monster Jerry: *smirks at him and wraps his tentacle around his waist* thanks for the fuck baby~

Max: *laughs a bit nervously* N-no problem!

Monster Jerry: *brings him into a kiss softly and pulls away*

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Highschool Jerry: *hair all ruffles up with bite marks around his body* My My Max~ W-What made you come around?

Max: *dressed up as highschool Max* Oh y'know~ Can't really keep my hands off ya!~

Highschool Jerry: *giggles* Let's go again!

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I'm running outta au's

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College Jerry: Let's do this position, and this position.

Max: *wagging tail nodding at all of them*

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Best friend Jerry: *blushing red while Max lays back*

Max: *smirks*

Best Friend Jerry: M-My Dad's gonna kill me.

Max: But it was good right?

Best Friend Jerry: The best lay I've had!! *blushes more and twiddles his fingers* C-Can we d-do it again?

Max: *smiles at him*

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Switched up au!

Felix: Where's Jerry Jamey?

Jamey: *shrugs* Max has been here the whole time.

Max: *snuggling into him*

Felix: hm.

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Jerry: Y-you're g-gonna get me pregnant!!

Max: *pushes his knot in deeper*

Jerry: *jolts and buries his face in the blankets*

Max: *smiles*

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Secretary Jerry: *moaning as Max eats him out*

Max: *wags tail thrusting his tongue in and out*

Secretary Jerry: N-Now that My Maxi has been with Jamey and Faz is... well..  asleep, you'll fix me right up won't you?~

Max: *nods licking at him hole more*

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Max: Maybe I should've fucked the Jamey's too. *goes back home* Ah well- What?!

Jerry: H-Hey Maxi! These other Max's are pretty mad at you.

Mia: *crosses arms*

Monster Max: *huffs*

Evil Max: *growling*

Jerry: Yeah, They didn't like you knocking up the other Jerry's.

Max: W-Well I was only doing it because I love you in all different forms!!

Mia: Dumbass. I'm only here because Kerry wants you to pay child support.

Max: Ah shit.

Evil Max: You touched my Jerry!!! Nobody can touch my Jerry!!!

Max: Now now. Let's all calm down.

Jerry: I think it's only fair if everyone got an equal share with me.

Max: What?! No! You're mine and I was gonna fuck you and mark you! And and-

Jerry: Maxi.

Max: *whines*

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