Gage: Dad I got you this flower shop.

John: son... it's beautiful!! *sniffs and wipes away his tears*

Gage: No problem dad. *smiles*

Felix: I have mixed feelings about this.

John: I had mixed feelings of you going to work at that school. You know how sexy and beautiful you are. And teenagers are fucking horny 24/7

Felix: Well I can't deny that.

John: Teach kindergarten! Or at least middle school.

Felix: *whines* I'm making my job easier not harder.

John: Work at starbucks.

Felix: I don't know how to make coffee!

John: Well you can always come work with me at the flower shop.

Felix: ..... I'll think about it.

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Just something to ponder about