Highschool au (remember that one linda au?)
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John: I'm bi Felix!!

Felix: Yeah no shit sherlock. I see you making googly eyes at Linda.

John: *pouts* You saw that?

Felix: Yeah! I possessed this guy for no reason.

John: Sorry... though it is pretty strange why you chose his body. You know I like him...

Felix: Yeah yeah. I know. *gets out of the body making him fall to the floor*

John: Felix!!

Felix: So where is she?

John: W-who?

Felix: Your crush Linda!!~

John: *blushes*

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Felix: God please don't mess this up. *walks up to John as Linda* I will marry you!!~

John: R-really?!!

Felix: *nods*

John: YEEEEAH!!!

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Felix: uuuugh the things I do for love!! *fixes his dress*