Man: Try out my love test!

Midnight: That looks fun! We should try it.

Zach: No.

Midnight: Please?

Zach: no.

Midnight: *already getting on with him*

Zach: No.

Man: Alright!! Now stand still as I pull the lever and calculate your percentage. *pulls the lever*

Zach: *huffs*

Midnight: *smiles*

~ After the Machine calculates ~

Man: Okay! Your percentage is.... 30%?!

Zach: *gasps* Thirty fucking percent?!!!

Midnight: oh well. It's just a stupid machine.

Man: But sir! The machine never lies!

Midnight: People and Machines lie. Machines make mistakes too. C'mon. *grabs Zach and leaves the mall*

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Zach: I'm... not compatible... with Middy? *hugs himself*

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Bonus:

Honey: Wow! 80 percent!

Zane: What happened to the 20 percent?!

Honey: Now now, nothing's perfect-

Zane: Except our love!! *huffs and crosses arms* You need to love me more!!

Honey: Yes Dear. *hugs him*