Jamey: *whines* He doesn't like Jerry more right?! I'm pretty sure he loves me!!

Felix: *laughs* Yes Jamey, I'm pretty sure he loves you.

Max: *grinding his knot into Jerry*

Jerry: *moaning softly enjoying the pleasure*

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Jerry: Nooo my ass hurts.

Felix: *hugs him tight and humps into him* I wanna eat your ass though.

Jerry: No!

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Felix: Ha-ha!!! You're a girl now!

Jerry: asshole!

Felix: Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry: What?!

Felix: Please sit on my face! *lifts up his legs*

Jerry: *squeaks* W-weirdo! *blushes lightly*

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Max: *hits Felix with the bible* You need jesus!!

Felix: *smacks the book away licking at Jerry's pussy more*

Jerry: *gripping onto his hair moaning out*

Jamey: Jesus- why our house?!

Jerry: o-our h-house-

Felix: *shoves two fingers in his ass*

Jerry: *gasps out and pulls on his hair hard*

Jamey: ooookay.

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Jerry: Why don't we have sex here? *lays back on the bed* it's a freaking mansion!!

Felix: *shrugs* I like visiting our family and friends.

Jerry: *giggles* Remember when we first met?

Felix: Yeah~ *grabs him and starts dancing with him*

Jerry: *giggles and kisses him*

Felix: *kisses back and pulls away* My cutie.

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Nat: *sucking on Angelo's cock while fingering himself*

Angelo: ooh yeah~ Baby~ *bites lip and grips his hair*

Lucifer: *enters the room and sees them* Really?! Right in front of everyone!

Demons: *all look away when Lucy enters the room*

Angelo: c-couldn't h-help myself!!~ *cums hard into his mouth thrusting in deep*

Nat: *chokes and swallows his cum before coughing*

Lucifer: *huffs* Without me too.

Nat: S-sorry d-daddy.

Angelo: Don't apologize baby!~ he's just being a grumpy butt!

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God: oh god Lucy! What have you done to this poor child?

Nat: *covered with Hickey's and bruises* Hi uncle Jehovah!

Lucifer: He's my new partner!

God: What happened to Angelo?!

Lucifer: He's still my wife. We're both sharing him. *picks him up*

God: He's so small!! *heals him* Don't you hurt him again!!

Lucifer: oh my god, you're overreacting!!

Nat: Daddy. I wanna go home.

Lucifer: *kisses his cheek* Of course~

God: *sighs*

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I fucking love this au!!