Jerry: *drunk af* I-I never *hic* W-wanna heeeeve *hic* Anotha child *hic* AGAIN *hic*

Max: *also drunk* W-ha? *hic*

Jerry: T-they're j-just *hic* too hard *hic* too *hic handle *hic* Y-Y'know? *starts sobbing* A-and it's *hic* Hard!! E-especially *hic* I-if y-you're *hic* At work!! *hiccups and cries in his arm*

Alex: this isn't funny anymore.

Carmey: *smiling while still recording* It is to me.