Lucifer: Angelo's pregnant.

Angelo: *shows off his baby belly* Ta-da!!

Damien: Wooooooooooow. That's soooooooooooo wonderful.

Lucifer: Well this is off to a great start.

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Angelo: Look Dami! This is super cute! *puts headphones on his belly* This machine helps you talk to the baby! *taps on the microphone*

Damien: Ooh! Let me say something!

Angelo: Okay! *gives it to him*

Damien: Listen here you little shit!! There are two things that are off limits when you're born! That's my boyfriend and my room!! *drops the mic and runs off*

Angelo: *blinks*

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Jake: *rings the doorbell*

Damien: *from the window* Jakey!!

Jake: *looks up*

Damien: Duck!!

Jake: *eyes widen a bit and ducks down*

Lucifer: *shoots fire at the door, breaking it, and growls* Damnit! I was sure to get him this time.

Jake: *gets up* H-hi s-s-sir. *walks past him a bit terrified*

Damien: Suck it!! *flips him off and gets back inside*

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Not canon, but it's a fun concept to mess with. Lucy just trying his best to at least "hurt" Jake, but Damien is always one step ahead